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submitted 204 days ago • 13 comments

going for religious victory in my Civ game and i named my religion Woke Nudists, 10/10 gag - good job, me

submitted 9 hours ago • 0 comments

I love going to X the everything app and just searching for a random noun with the word woke in front of it to see what people are up to

submitted 2 days ago • 76 comments

The good news is i saved you 60 billion dollars. The bad news is that is a typo i saved you 600 dollars and also your plane is falling out of the sky

submitted 3 days ago • 211 comments

The next Bond movie will be titled "Time to Die Mister Bond, Handcrafted Artisanal Film Movie for Men – Perfecf Christmas Gift and Funny Realistic Spy Gag, Harmless Entertainment Prank for Kids and Adults, Realistic Vanilla Scent 7.9 Ounce Motion Picture (Pack of 1)"

submitted 3 days ago • 7 comments

the Democrats clearly just have a humiliation kink at this point

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

USA, 2025:

submitted 3 days ago • 22 comments

every good Civ 6er knows it's communism all the way

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

Quite an exchange here between Judge Reyes and DOJ attorney on how "pronoun usage" affects military readiness.

submitted 5 days ago • 627 comments

I hope America is as lucky as the delta jet - everyone survives but the right wing explodes

submitted 5 days ago • 1064 comments

The average person uses 10% of their brain. I'm trying to use much less

submitted 5 days ago • 3 comments

i do feel like after all this, it would be kind of awesome to fire Elon into space in a Tesla Roadster

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

Imagine a guy in the US showing his support of Canada by becoming a weird weeb about Canada. Like he's now dressed as a lumberjack, he keeps talking about the fine steel of his Yukon-honed axe, he ostentatiously sips aged maple syrup out of an authentic flask signed by Dan Akroyd himself, etc

submitted 5 days ago • 21 comments

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Thinking about what a huge piece of shit (complimentary) I'd look like in this. Everyone would see me and assume I could sell them cigarettes at a deeply suspicious markdown. I would be respected.

submitted 6 days ago • 15 comments

why oh why must all the warmest states also be the ones that have laws against me existing 😭 cant i have sunshine AND hormones? is that really so much to ask?

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

people who only engage with content ironically are no fun, but so are people who refuse to hatewatch things. everyone should aspire to my personal ratio of earnest-to-ironic media consumption, truly the gold standard for all humanity

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

“The thing that I can’t get over is that the actual richest man in the world directed my fucking firing. I make $50k a year and work to keep drinking water safe. The richest man in the world decided that was an expense too great for the American taxpayer.”

submitted 7 days ago • 382 comments

it was bad when the worst poster on my favorite website bought that website and made it terrible but it has been worse having that person also buy my country that i live in

submitted 7 days ago • 13 comments

Black scholars argued this incessantly after the war. Britain killed 10’s of millions of Indians, Belgium enslaved and genocided the Congo, France slaughtered its Algerian subjects. Nazi Germany was the logical extension of US and European colonialism, not an aberration.

submitted 7 days ago • 22 comments

You see the same misunderstanding around the phrase “banality of evil” when they assume it means Nazis were boring when it actually means everyone was a Nazi. No one wanted to be anything else. To not be a Nazi was deviant behaviour

submitted 7 days ago • 12 comments

same with trump immunity, shelby county, citizens united. any effort at rebuilding after this that doesn’t include tearing up the conservative foundations is fundamentally unserious and a waste of time.

submitted 8 days ago • 30 comments

they should invent a vegetable that is just naturally really salty and crispy

submitted 8 days ago • 1 comment

ERIC ADAMS: I want to thank you, as a brother from another mother, for seeing in your heart to set me free, from this witch hunt TRUMP: you were remarkable in the space jam, you did such wonderful things against the monstars

submitted 8 days ago • 14 comments

perhaps the one time I'll ever say that the British monarchy has some good attributes is that if a member of the royal family ever proposed something this tacky at Buckingham Palace, they would be launched into the sun

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

fuck you and the high beams you rode in on

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

hakeem jeffries' wife packing up to go stay at her parents because she asked him to wash the dishes and he stood in front of the sink throwing his hands in the air and saying "what can i do, the water isn't even on"

submitted 9 days ago • 214 comments

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submitted 10 days ago • 50 comments

Hey guys meta announced a new policy where they send a killer to get you so be sure to go to settings>my account > killer> disable killer to turn that off

submitted 10 days ago • 4 comments

"oh ya know. just from like living in the city i guess!" - when your parents ask how you know someone but you havent told them you're non monogamous

submitted 9 days ago • 1 comment

Time was, rich men didn't try to take over the government to further their own wealth/power. They simply got like-minded friends together, made plans, and then froze to death on an ice flow having gotten their boat stuck in the ice trying to navigate the northwest passage.

submitted 10 days ago • 2 comments

The circumstances are “we’re not sure if there is a Federal Trade Commission anymore and we’d like to try something”

submitted 10 days ago • 72 comments

how low must your media literacy be to look at this list and not immediately just assume these are wildly distorted and completely removed from context? this reads like the book of dubious fun facts we had in my bathroom as a kid

submitted 10 days ago • 1 comment

i love how every season on bachelor, everyone's job is like "interior aesthetics consultant" "conceptual investment manager" "international pilates engineer" and then there's one person that's like "sitting US congresswoman" what are you doing here???

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

the only way to save civilization is to make the government stop the investigations into my company and start giving it a bunch of money instead

submitted 10 days ago • 22 comments

its me. I'M turning the frickin frogs gay. and alex jones said "they're turning the frickin frogs gay" because hes an ALLY and he RESPECTS my PRONOUNS

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

U.S. forces land on Greenland's coast, spearheaded by units of Cybertanks. they make it three quarters of a mile before the cold weather drains their batteries. crews find themselves trapped inside when the fully electronic doors default to locked. most of the 70th Armored regiment starves to death

submitted 10 days ago • 118 comments

*lying in shavasana, reciting my mantra to myself if i can survive eating those chicken dumplings i accidentally left thawed for over a week, i can survive 4 years of trump

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

elon was only brought on to make trump seem cool by comparison

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments