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Belonging in the Shadow of Trumpism: A Bucks County Citizen Speaks Out | Living here now means walking a line between gratitude and caution, writes Olcay Ayata.

Whoever came up with the phrase “don’t yuck my yum” was doing the opposite of cooking. They were putting ingredients back on the grocery shelves

So is everyone just ignoring the fact that John Mulaney got the Handsome Squidward plastic surgery? He gets a pass?

Between Abby at the fence line and Ellie & Dina in the tunnel then the subway, this season oughtta be called "The Claustro-f Us"

"I've spent enough time in the company of death"

Some marketing consultant in like 1930: Well sir, we've been discussing the logo for your new studio and we'd like to just use your signature as the centerpiece. **slides pad of paper across desk** Could you give us a nice, clean signature to work with? Walt Disney: WALP DISNEP

Just after the Super Bowl I had the thought, "I know EXACTLY as much as I want to know about Saquon Barkley right now and I don't want to know a single additional fact." Turns out I was right.

My 2025 NFL Draft bet: There's not a Superbowl-caliber QB in this class. $5 says as of March 1, 2030, no QB from the 2025 class will have won a Superbowl as the starter (started the first game of the season and kept the job barring injuries).

For a lot of viral videos, I watch a few seconds until I get the idea then move on. This one had my full attention for the full two minutes.

Pete Hegseth: Doctor, I'm depressed. Doctor: Treatment is simple. Great clown Pagliacci is in town tonight. Go and see him. Pete Hegseth: But Doctor... SEAL TEAM THREE IS GO FOR TARGET, WILL BE AT 73.53N 127.49W 0300 HOURS MAKE CONTACT W/DOUBLE AGENT IDENTIFIED BY STAR TATTOO ON RIGHT WRIST

Every 90's cartoon had an Xtreem! character whose eyes looked like this.

Happy International Women's Day to this classic banger

The fact that there might be a conclave so close to a movie about one has really motivated me to finish my screenplay "The Tech CEO Who Died of Diarrhea So Explosive The Coroner Said He Had No Lower Back to Speak Of"

The Palm Tavern in mostly-rural Pennsylvania an hour north of Philly has gender-neutral bathrooms and I'm like "whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat!?" #wokesylvania #Iknowofnolawagainstit

I have genuinely loved Jason Isaacs as a performer for multiple decades and I continue to love him through today but his American accent on White Lotus is bonkers. "Allo guv'nah, we are not amused, let's throw a shrimp on the barbie, sweet tea, that's nawt a noife, pahk the cah in the Hah-vahd yahd"

A thread of some of the best and worst celebrations I saw covering fans in Philly last night. First up, Ben Franklin handing out shots of Bird Gang whiskey.

funniest highlights of the philly police scanner, a thread

Turns out he was!

I want to see Rob McElhenney in the Eagles’ coaching booth in the 4th quarter just absolutely losing his shit because the birds went full Always Sunny

The Sloppy Steaks sketch from I Think You Should Leave is the perfect representation of our political system currently in that our waiter (democrat) will passively ask the patrons not to dump water on their steaks but that won't stop the Republicans from ordering a glass of water with their steak.

At least he made the planes crash on time

The thing is it’s impossible to square the need to pardon your family out of fear of a lawless president with the need to attend his inauguration to preserve democratic norms. If you have to do the former there no longer are democratic norms.

Egyptologists Unearth Depictions Of Simple Ramps, Levers Aliens Used To Build Pyramids theonion.com/egyptol...

All restaurants should be able to split checks instantly without inconveniencing the customers or the server.