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It’s that guy from that show about baseball and stuff, redoing the internet and whatnot.
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Not for nothing but he would actually be a pope more in line with Father Frank which is a good thing

ConCLAVEn

I want to see city halls full of rumpled retired people ready to skeletonize a recalcitrant congressperson in 30 seconds, all across America

If I hear you talk shit about people in red states I nuke your account from my life and memory There’s a lot of people who are poor and in the south that didn’t vote for trump and need help

liberals cannot win if they maintain their instinctive hatred of the poor. you cannot build a "progressive" party or whatever you think you're building if your loyalties lie with wall street and not a poor person suffering because they happen to live in the wrong state.

They're shedding their skin. It's normal. The truck under there is way stronger anwyay

Mass egging cybertrucks is responsible for approximately $1 of egg cost inflation by my calculations

COLE: COOP, THEY CAUGHT THE CEO SHOOTER. HIS NAME WAS TONY SPAGHETTI, REAL BOY NEXT DOOR. ABS LIKE ADONIS. POLITICAL IDEAS OF A FUTON. PERHAPS THE IDEAL MAN

All it took was one year of seeing a clean-shaven Alex Verdugo and the Yankees reversed course. The world thanks you, Alex.

how many controversial salutes are there. i can only think of the one but admittedly i'm not a salute scholar

Getting with the times, the New York Yankees are now allowing players to have beards. Rougned Odor was heard to be punching the air after NY made him look like Golem.

Baseball is such a beautiful sport

HALLELUJAH

Huge congrats to Canada's 11th province on recognizing The Gulf Of Connor McDavid. Premier Trump will be sending out a press release shorty.

WE STAND ON GUARD FOR THEEEEEEEE

Donald Trump wanted to Annex Canada, but how can he when Canada owns the United States?

Department Of Getting Eliminated

team canada won bc of woke mcTHEYvid marnHER paGAYko crosby morrisSHE/HER HERelli

OHHHHH CAAAAANNAAAADAAAAAA

A Democrathicc Party to make FDR look like a conservative

Happening now: protesters are outside the Fine Arts Building on Michigan Avenue in downtown Chicago this evening. People are in line to see House of Reps Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries for an event tonight promoting his recently released book. Crowd chanting at them, "we don't need a book tour!"

need to invent a worse word for nazi bc ppl are not ashamed enough of being a nazi

Ultra charmin soft ass headline, he’s a fucking nazi and he’s proud of it

LETS GOOOOOOOOOOO

It’s time

the latest installment in the "matt damon has a long way to get home" cinematic universe

Dude, what the FUCK is going on in this Netflix OJ Simpson docuseries?

alan ritchson hates right-wingers, is big af, and has the voice of an angel. this is the ideal male. you may not like it, but this is what peak male performance looks like.

Today’s agenda:

“charlie brown had hoes” is like the “flint’s water is polluted!” thing now. we do have evidence that charlie brown had hoes. peanuts.fandom.com/wiki/April_1...

Cue the world’s longest, wettest fart noise for this piece of shit

Pardon me

Just got out of jail. Only forty four left to go to catch John Lewis’s record. Remember - peaceful civil disobedience. Don’t comply in advance.

remember that if we ever enter The Cool Zone, we don't actually need the military to turn on the President they just have to not listen when he gives an order to shoot his opposition and i don't think the troops will be particularly eager to pull the trigger on behalf of a guy who just mugged them

Members of Congress swear an oath to defend the Constitution. If they are too scared to follow through on that—not unreasonable, many really are getting harassment and death threats—then they should step down so someone who is up for the job can do it. Of 220m US adults, only 535 are in Congress.

All hail the New Hampshire Space Potatoes. I'm all in on this alternate.

That’s how you write a headline, people.

i think what america needs right now is the juicero

I’m very concerned about the citizens of Minnesota… it appears as if your… bodies of water are frozen????