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You know things re bad when antivax Jr is correctly telling people to vaccinate their kids

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mythology professor: so you think it's cool to make comedy about half-man/half-goats huh? me: it's called "satyr"

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[willem dafoe unprompted] now, this cookie monster. [toothy smile] what a creature, what a lust. it consumes him. [crosses legs] he’s really a tragic figure.

submitted 49 days ago • 92 comments

I was just on American flight 3083, for LaGuardia. As we touched ground, the plane suddenly sped up and climbed back up. The plane strained to quickly gain altitude. After something like five harrowing minutes, the pilot finally announced, “there was a plane in the ground that was too close to us.”

submitted 15 hours ago • 198 comments

I think we can all agree it's time for desserts and liquor and we have no more time to pretend to be keto

submitted 19 hours ago • 5 comments

This woman is in prison because ICE suspected she might be planning to do some tattooing while in the US. People need to think carefully about travelling there for the foreseeable future.

submitted 15 hours ago • 5 comments

Phase 1: choux pastry Phase 2: ice cream Phase 3: chocolate sauce Phase 4: ??? Phase 5: profiterole

submitted 16 hours ago • 3 comments

Understand hating musk, Putin, Trump, Vance etc but you really do not need to resort to: A) AI generated pictures B) homophobic caricatures C) both To prove your point

submitted 18 hours ago • 2 comments

Last week a man with the cheeks of a baby berated the president of Ukraine for being rude to his boss and a bunch of guys in custody battles thought it was the most badass thing they’d ever seen

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The Long COVID reality: Five years on from March 2020, millions of people still face debilitating symptoms, with huge repercussions on public health and productivity

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MULHOLLAND DR. (2001)

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This is upbeat/light fluff. One Q is “did you pick up a new hobby during the pandemic?” 🫠😡Motherfucker, I picked up #LongCovid. My new “hobby” is managing this painful disability &trying hard to never get Covid again while the rest of the world pretends it’s over & refuses help me by masking.

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People assume Andrew Cuomo is tough and A Fighter because he always looks angry and acts weird. Mistaking a total lack of emotional self-regulation and wild, self-destructive spite for Masculine Strength is one of the defining political errors to me. No one even tries to keep it together anymore.

submitted 17 hours ago • 282 comments

All the worst people are winning

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"What happened to Josie?" = 🤷‍♀️??? "How's Annie?" = 🤷‍♀️??? "What happened to Lucys baby after Andy beat Richard in the battle of the daddys?" = 😌 well his name is Wally Brando, he was born on the same day as Marlon Brando, his godfather is Harry Truman, he travels the USA on motorbike, his dharma is t

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he dined for your sins

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Imagine being so evil that you provoke the righteous ire of a giant fossil fuel company

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One of Norway's largest fuel companies just announced that they will no longer refuel US Navy vessels after Trump’s treatment of Zelenskyy. “It made us sick... We encourage all Norwegians and Europeans to follow our example.”

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Every day should be like this for all of them. ALL OF THEM. ALL THE TIME. EVERYWHERE THEY GO. They shouldn't be able to go out to eat, to relax, to vacation, to shop, without someone making a noise.

submitted 1 day ago • 67 comments

Wellllllll don't sleep on the rest of the global far right

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Cancel culture continues to go too far and ruin lives. Unrelated, tickets went on sale yesetrday for 3 Louis CK shows here in Chicago and 2 are already sold out.

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HEY EVERYONE REMEMBER WHEN TRUMP WAS IMPEACHED FOR DENYING AID TO UKRAINE BECAUSE HE WANTED ZELENSKY TO LIE AND SAY BAD THINGS ABOUT BIDEN AND ZELENKSY WOULDN’T DO IT? Maybe literally one fucking American newspapers could mention this in their, “think pieces,” about what happened yesterday.

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The reason this is such a big deal is that Trumpism, an ideology of pathological insecurity and bullying, requires you to submit. When you don’t submit, it calls everything about them into question, and they can’t handle that. So don’t submit. Defy the fascist scum.

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They are transvestigating the Shrek reboot on Facebook.

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Whiteness revoked! looooool

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We can quibble about the placement of each item but the original sin here is the very existence of this graph. Why on earth would a news organization rank social issues like they're weapons in an RPG?

submitted 1 day ago • 93 comments

If you're in the line to hate Elon Musk and call him a Nazi and make him feel stressed stay in line!

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judge: how does the jury find the defendant? me as the foreman: well he’s usually here when we get here, your majesty

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clarification on what I previously posted, because someone got furious and rage tweeted at me: when I mentioned "the annoying guy online who won't shut up about the European country he lives in" I was referring to myself, and not to the 6th President of Ukraine, Volodymyr Zelenskyy

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Rubio sank so far into that couch I was honestly afraid JD Vance might fuck him.

submitted 1 day ago • 391 comments

rfk jr. coughing up a whole flattened armadillo with tire tread marks on it and suddenly talking normal

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The digital screams of connecting through dial-up were a warning

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(not to split hairs but the correct term for Vance is, I would argue, 'lickspittle cunt'. The full sobriquet has rarely been more necessary)

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Beyond all the other terrible stuff, we really are living in the age of the Dumb Guy.

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paradoxical relief in people with anxiety disorders was widely observed by clinicians during covid and i find that really interesting. your concept of the world coming into coherence with your projection of it, even if that's a really qualitatively terrible projection, can be anxiolytic.

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The cats are in the same room and not fighting!!!

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I mean if 100 people were stranded on a desert island that had a massive freshwater lake and a huge population of wild boars and one guy tried to say that he owned the whole lake and all the boars then the 99 would put him at the bottom of a pit and, if he was lucky, not fill it back up again.

submitted 1 day ago • 11 comments

what if the “crisis in masculinity” has less to do with expressing gender norms than with enforcing them

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Ohhhh, his plan was always to issue measles a stern warning that it better “stop that”

submitted 2 days ago • 23 comments

Again, the richest man in human history personally individually directed this

submitted 2 days ago • 158 comments

turns out the art of the deal is to scream till youre red in the face in front of cameras and still not get what you want

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