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What happened to the game I love

Just found out there’s no Disneyland visit either 😭😭😭

The Prodigal Son returns.

we've had this fucking billboard mock up saved for three years put it up on 79

The saddest part of that fella’s reply: your devotion to conference supremacy is so strong that you're a Tennessee fan lobbying for Alabama?? What are we doing here? You should be making tribute videos to Warde Manuel and selling “They don't want Bama” t-shirts with the 12-team bracket on them.

I wish Warren Zevon were alive to write a song called “Busted At A McDonald’s In Altoona.”

We had one, it was called Black Lives Matter and since then we had the most virulent counterreaction to any movement since Reconstruction

It's a weird time in America when so many people are collectively hoping an assassin doesn't Milkshake Duck himself.

I’m not entering the discourse on justifiable homicide but I can honestly say I’ve never seen more rich conservatives upset about gun crime in my life.

god damn old white dudes

The CEO shooter is such a folk hero at this point I feel like we're gonna hear he was at that McDonalds to fix the ice cream machine

If swallowed, water beads can expand in a child's intestines and cause injuries or death. Do not gift water beads to young children this holiday season.

We got Boise State, Indiana, and SMU in the playoff, big huge meaningful playoff matchups in four of the biggest stadiums in the sport. I’m a constant cynic but friends I am very happy with this bracket

MISSOURI UPSETS NO. 1 KANSAS 😱 The Jayhawks have now lost consecutive games as the No. 1 team in the AP Poll for the first time in program history 😳

An expression of corporate ideology is how they keep remaking the literally perfect Chuck Jones version of THE GRINCH THAT STOLE CHRISTMAS to "update" and "modernize" it instead of trying to make any new children's entertainment in the same style as the extremely successful original.

if i were the NYPD i would try releasing some facts about the shooter that do not make him sound awesome

What this proves is that we need the 24 team playoff like FCS

All the fun we’ve had this weekend has ZERO to do with 12 teams and everything to do with auto bids. The extra at large teams are stupid.

oh man, Dabo is bringing back Baptists calling Methodists infidels

Maybe Tulsi Gabbard can let Assad stay at her house, since they are pals.

The committee was lucky the 12-team CFP was already coming when it left out FSU. If you boot No. 8 SMU from the field for losing on a 56-yard walk-off FG in an extra game and put in a 3-loss team, it's going to create an existential crisis in the sport.

"We've never seen this level of operational sophistication," a NYPD spokesperson says regarding the still-at-large United Healthcare Assassin. Notes that NYPD officers have "been driving around" and "gone to every Shake Shack in the city" and would "probably" do so again around lunchtime on Sunday.

a cloak believed to belong to the shooter transformed into a dozen beautiful white doves and flew away, Authorities said,

45-19 is Arizona State's third-largest win against an AP-ranked opponent ever 2004: 44-7 vs. No. 16 Iowa 2013: 53-24 vs. No. 20 Washington 2024: 45-19 vs. No. 16 Iowa State

Jacksonville State coach Rich Rodriguez is in mix for West Virginia job, sources told Action Network. Rodriguez, who was WVU's coach from 2001-07, is not the clear cut favorite but among leading candidates, source said

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How it started: How it’s going:

Make Darian DeVries the football coach too.

i'm not shitting on the big 12 but a 14-0 run to go up 10 on georgetown makes me feel alive in a way this league never will

Rich Rod swearing up a storm up 33 with 18 minutes left. I’m gonna end up sucked right back in like he never left. Sickos shit.

This face screams “They’re gonna have to drag me outta Morgantown with a tow truck.”