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just so we’re all clear: the reason they keep using dolls as their example is because they’re trying to frame caring about material stuff as feminine and thus inherently shameful

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Rinse and repeat for the foreseeable future.

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I said my main goal of this trip was to meet with Kilmar. Tonight I had that chance. I have called his wife, Jennifer, to pass along his message of love. I look forward to providing a full update upon my return.

the american electoral system is basically 500,000 information-resistant people across a handful of states taking a guess and then going "haha! oops!" every two years. this process takes 18 months and costs four trillion dollars every time

Unbeatable entertainment.

Trump is now officially worse than COVID.

so basically the "keep politics out of gaming" crowd have now destroyed gaming with politics

The Sopranos is probably the Rosetta Stone of modern American reaction: it consists of people who bemoan the loss of an imagined past they mainly got from movies, claim victimization based on identity but hate when others do it, and view the people who build the society they prey on as suckers.

it is so deeply gratifying that Elon Musk stumbled upon a race that he'd never heard of before in a state he was probably only vaguely familiar with, made it his whole personality for a month, claimed that western civilization was on the line, committed felonies, spent millions, and FUCKING LOST

🔥 @ninajankowicz.com: "Mr Taibbi said when he was first searching through the so-called Twitter files he didn't know what he was looking at. Well, he still doesn't. Everything looks like a conspiracy when you don't know how anything works."

If Oct. 7 had never happened, Trump would right now be pulling funding from Columbia and Harvard because of DEI policies or admissions requirements or what research they were doing or all of the above. The right hates universities and that’s it.

No matter your station in life, there is astoundingly little separating you from those men in that cage behind Kristi Noem. No charges, no attorneys, no hearings, no trial. Just conjecture and brute force could be enough to justify completely dehumanizing you, too.

If we’re going to find our way out of this it’s going to be through art, through love, through love that seems foolish and naive and reckless. It’s going to take a reawakening of what it means to be human, to be connected in a fearless way. This bloodless machine has to be dismantled, destroyed.

Wisconsin State Code §12.11 makes it a crime to offer “anything of value” greater than $1 to induce anyone to vote or refrain from voting. docs.legis.wisconsin.gov/statutes/sta...

whether trump realizes it or not he just created hundreds of new people wanting to do vandalizism on tesla vehicles. excellent gambit sir

guys love to say “dude my balatro run last night was insane” then show you a screenshot like this

1 Al Green is worth 100 Hakeem Jeffries, 1000 Chuck Schumers

"They'll never cut Social Security" is the new "they'll never overturn Roe v Wade."

man, it really is a lot like this tho

RFK Jr. Vows To Make Measles Deaths So Common They Won’t Be Upsetting Anymore

The aggressiveness of the foreshadowing by both Musk and Trump on Fort Knox makes me thing there is some sort of crypto-for-gold scheme in the offing.

democrats won’t admit it, but my family’s economic outlook has gotten a LOT better since Trump took office. but what do i know? i don’t have a fancy economics degree, i’m just a regular guy who runs an airplane scrapyard

Here is the pre-RFK vaccination schedule for your kids. Please download it before he is confirmed and changes/deletes it. Give it to your pediatrician and say this is the schedule you want your kids on. Making this my pinned post.

Thank you, DOGE, for clearly visualizing what incredible value the American people get from their national parks. 17,700 permanent employees making an average of $81,000 a year serving 325 million visitors annually. Is there a better value in the entire federal government?

It's weirdly difficult to remember that Trump's popular vote margin was /less/ than Hillary's in 2016. Biden got more votes in 2020 than Trump got in 2024 and Trump surrogates all under-performed in congressional races. This is not a mandate, I don't get why it is being portrayed that way.

"I wish those Eagles fans climbing the greased light poles would bring that same energy to the voting boo--" You bolt awake in the mountains of Carthage. You are not online. It is 217 BC. You are the general Hannibal, and you have changed your mind. The future cannot come to pass. Rome must burn.

this is our opposition party dawg we’re doomed

woke

It is insane to me that all BlueSky had to do to be usable and enjoyable is be Twitter over a decade ago.