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she/her. childless millennial pet lady. brand strategist. professional overthinker. unprofessional meme curator. external processor. amateur wine snob.
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Did…did JD Vance just break the national championship trophy?

"Still, legal analysts have raised questions about the legality of sending US citizens to prisons abroad." what are we doing here. it is illegal. there is literally zero question that it is illegal. what is this 'raised questions' stuff.

was it trying to stop

one of my worst regular habits is using command + t when I see something interesting while browsing, like "hmm yes I want to dig into that skeet later" or "oooh will definitely read all four of these new posts from the people I follow on substack today" + then I read nothing and have 10000 open tabs

love how the universe was like yo so this would be a great time for new seasons for both black mirror and handmaid’s tale to premiere right

seeing some silly discourse around the “4th economic in a generation” millennial memes where gen x and boomers are like “uh same, you’re not special.” The difference though is that older gens weathered these crises with more existing wealth + safety nets, while millennials haven’t had that chance.

happy Rex Manning Day, now let’s damn the man and save the empire

The important thing, no matter how bad things get, is that Democrats keep voting to confirm Trump nominees to win over voters who care about bipartisanship.

sittin’ at* the dock** of the bay*** *on *the floor ***of the shower

JFK's words have never been more timely: "Ask not what your country can do for you but how your country can survive my nephew"

why is it always “ChatGPT, write me a LinkedIn thought leadership post about growth strategy” and never “ChatGPT, empty the dishwasher” or “ChatGPT, separate these 3 necklaces that got tangled together”

#EconomicBlackout

please enjoy this photo of my cat vibing next to a bouquet of flowers my mom sent me “just because” 🥹

doordash should let you know if your doubledash will be delivered as one order or 2 because having to parade my lazy butt from the bed to the buzzer to the door while I wait for the dasher to ascend to my floor on the oldest, slowest elevator in nyc is never something I want to do twice in a row

Read so many articles and posts today about the fall of crypto, meanwhile Nvidia just announced it's quarterly earnings: sales up 78%. who bought the bottom today? lol

So. I have an idea for a digital tool that would rely on accessing a number of different platform APIs. I am NOT a developer but would love to speak to someone with this kind of expertise who might even be interested in partnering. Any suggestions for where to look for such a person?

Stayed up way too late last night binging Zero Day. Really enjoyed it, brilliantly acted (I mean De Niro, come on), and made me think - but also moderately terrifying because it felt way too realistic that the primary events of the show could actually happen IRL right now.

PLEASE do not give your unlocked phone to a cop under any circumstances jesus christ

Please listen closely as our menu options have changed. We know you have been studiously tracking our menu options but your all labor has been for nothing. Listen. Listen or you'll just waste more of your precious life

sometimes I wonder what it would have been like if the internet existed during hitler’s rise and I think this is it

so I know living in an immediacy culture is problematic but all I want is for every network and streaming app to release the entirety of every season all at once always bc my ADHD brain can’t keep up with the weekly new episode structure

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took a “nap” around 5 pm and just woke up so that was an excellent strategy

getting some x-rays and scans today and can we please talk about these hysterical bloomers they have me wearing, I hope I get to keep them

is it going to yell at me

lol. lmao.

y’all I just looked at my cat and he was doing something cute but I missed most of it so I just tried to REWIND HIM like I had my TV remote in my hand and I picked it up to try to rewind my cat brb going to commit myself