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AOL warned us of the dangers of logging on. It would play for us the screams of the damned. But we didn’t listen. We didn’t listen.

submitted 18 hours ago • 31 comments

hakeem jeffries is an inspiration for lobotomy survivors everywhere 💪

submitted 1 day ago • 312 comments

Everyone puts things like "Loving husband and father" on their gravestone. What a sad way to sum up an entire life. What about "Hard working employee"

submitted 1 day ago • 152 comments

The Mask of Fear is out. May it go forth into the world and find its audience! Thank you to everyone who reads and engages with the text. And deep thanks to the folks at Random House Worlds and Lucasfilm for giving me this opportunity (yet again). It is never taken for granted.

submitted 2 days ago • 15 comments

The Eagles should go visit Justin Trudeau to just rub more salt in the wound

submitted 3 days ago • 731 comments

Jeffries: hey the GOP controls the government, absolutely nothing i can do, gonna work on my personal book tour Sanders: brb i am going to personally barnstorm strategic GOP house districts and try to peel off 2 votes so we can block Trump's cuts to Medicaid www.commondreams.org/news/bernie-...

submitted 5 days ago • 123 comments

1920s gangster: yeah boys we're gonna go murder some people tonight we're gonna be death incarnate hey turn on the radio let's get in da mood for blood Radio: buzzy buzzy bee/ the bee goes buzz/ whoop whoop whoopee/ that's what the bee does

submitted 7 days ago • 20 comments

Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, eating her curds and whey:

submitted 8 days ago • 32 comments

requested my ashes be spread at a water park. a logistic and legal nightmare for my family. one last chance to prove their love

submitted 9 days ago • 6 comments

my coworkers have been a lot nicer to me ever since I installed that self-destruct button on my desk

submitted 9 days ago • 3 comments

I got that dog in me (I’m scared of the doorbell)

submitted 11 days ago • 67 comments

Herman Melville's "Moby Dick" has perhaps the most memorable opening line in all of Western literature: "I hope you motherfuckers like reading about whales"

submitted 12 days ago • 501 comments

hakeem jeffries' wife packing up to go stay at her parents because she asked him to wash the dishes and he stood in front of the sink throwing his hands in the air and saying "what can i do, the water isn't even on"

submitted 13 days ago • 214 comments

DID YOU KNOW? New Orleans, Louisiana is called the “Big Easy” for how easily the Philadelphia Eagles dismantled the Kansas City Chiefs in Super Bowl LIX on February 9, 2025.

submitted 14 days ago • 104 comments

Quantum mechanics feels like something a big tech grifter invented. "Uhh it only works when nobody is looking at it"

submitted 14 days ago • 73 comments

half time show 2025

submitted 18 days ago • 62 comments

Most of the world’s brightest minds are hard at work developing new ways for you to get depression from a computer

submitted 21 days ago • 171 comments

What if the microplastics are actually keeping us beautiful into our 30s as opposed to those guys from like 100 years ago who looked busted as hell at that age

submitted 23 days ago • 209 comments

Just a good reminder right now: Dunking on people for making bad decisions doesn’t help anyone move forward or address current concerns. It’s a waste of everyone’s critically important energy.

submitted 23 days ago • 0 comments

you just can't get performances like Robert Shaw as Quint in Jaws these days. we have lost the technology to create alcoholics of that caliber.

submitted 24 days ago • 258 comments

Chuck you’re not gonna believe this

submitted 24 days ago • 5 comments