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i'm so close to standing on the side of the road barefoot wearing a sandwich board that says the end is nigh, like i'm just looking for the right hat at this point

submitted 8 days ago • 50 comments

if you remade The Six Million Dollar Man today it would be about a normal american with a chronic medical issue

submitted 6 days ago • 112 comments

It doesn't just have to be 100k people on one day - it can also be 100 people everyday. Make the resistance visible all the time, everywhere.

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

"USAID is worth every penny. I wish I could say the same for the Department of Defense, which spends money on a scale USAID could only dream of, and often with more waste." ICYMI Will Selber: www.thebulwark.com/p/usaid-kept...

submitted 15 days ago • 40 comments

Well, he is a dick

submitted 18 days ago • 767 comments

well it has certainly been an amusing prank to let the worst people alive take over the american government for a few weeks, but I think it's probably gone on long enough

submitted 18 days ago • 104 comments

The funniest ever Super Bowl tweet

submitted 21 days ago • 1 comment

me: you dim sum, you lose some waiter (in chinese to other waiter): poison this man

submitted 75 days ago • 117 comments

It’a Super Bowl Sunday, so you’re probably wondering the same thing I am: If the President assaults a woman and she fights back, does the Secret Service shoot the woman or the President Domino’s Driver: what the fuck

submitted 22 days ago • 1 comment

That pain in your chest means the cheeseburgers are working.

submitted 36 days ago • 2 comments

Remember when ship traffic stopped during the pandemic and whales started singing different songs because it got so quiet? Anyhoo, sorry I ran over your mailbox

submitted 40 days ago • 11 comments

DEM SENATOR: Well there’s always next time 😃 a hearty “good game” to my colleagues across the aisle as they shepherd our great nation in the spirit of collaboration and teamwork! 🦅🫡 REPUBLICAN SENATOR: Does anyone know when it’s technically legal for me to kill this [SLUR NO ONE HAS SAID SINCE 1889]

submitted 42 days ago • 22 comments

What we would put in them? PROPERTY?? LOLOLOLOL

submitted 49 days ago • 1 comment

Listen I am loving all the shows and movies but am getting a little concerned that the folks in the UK need so many detectives, spies and various secret agents

submitted 50 days ago • 125 comments

Why would I pay $5K for an Ayahuasca Retreat when I can just use Goo Gone in a poorly ventilated area

submitted 58 days ago • 31 comments

Your request to deactivate your account has been denied on the grounds that I would miss you

submitted 58 days ago • 4 comments

sesame street isn't supposed to make money. the post office isn't supposed to make money. not everything is supposed to MAKE MONEY

submitted 77 days ago • 1125 comments

doctor: im afraid you have ..updog me: lol ok wHaTs uPdOg doctor: a very deadly disease

submitted 82 days ago • 1 comment

Skeptic: Surely booty can’t be rocking everywhere! Theoretical Booty Scientist: If my calculations are correct, the entire universe is just a rocking booty! Skeptic: monocle falls off his eye

submitted 82 days ago • 7 comments

My worst nightmare came true after I thought about it and worried about it and dreamt about it and manifested it

submitted 82 days ago • 5 comments

Talking to everybody like a grumpy baby except for grumpy babies, whomst I address with respect and care

submitted 85 days ago • 0 comments

FINANCIAL PLANNER: Have you ME: No

submitted 84 days ago • 8 comments

My love language is touch and my wife's is whatever the exact opposite of that is while also being a secret 3rd thing.

submitted 86 days ago • 8 comments

Myhrr was used in biblical times to rub on a corpse to keep it from stinking, in case you were worried you might be the worst baby shower gift giver in history.

submitted 86 days ago • 3 comments

Getting rid of books I've read is like getting rid of artwork once I've looked at it.

submitted 91 days ago • 1 comment

I like when flies won't leave my car on long road trips. Have fun moving to Kansas, you tiny idiot.

submitted 620 days ago • 15 comments

For those on BlueSky unfamiliar with this modern British tradition: During times of high winds, we all jump on YouTube and watch planes trying to land at Heathrow, with excited commentary from the UK's premier plane nerd channel. Currently live here! www.youtube.com/live/egvoBvc...

submitted 86 days ago • 67 comments

i like my coffee like i like my men; sliding off the roof of my car as i absent-mindedly drive away.

submitted 86 days ago • 69 comments

this is an argument for banning both all plastic surgery and knee replacements

submitted 89 days ago • 79 comments

Just invented a new app to help you deal with annoying coworkers. It's not so much an app as it is a toaster on a bike chain that you swing around your head

submitted 90 days ago • 2 comments

there are two wolves, two goats, two cabbages, and a boat inside you

submitted 91 days ago • 0 comments

Wait what do you mean Jesus loves me? Did he say something to you? OMG I'm freaking out right now tell me his exact words.

submitted 104 days ago • 25 comments

Good morning, we are purring up a little storm.

submitted 99 days ago • 1 comment

every boxing movie is basically about this transformation

submitted 102 days ago • 68 comments

new level of running unlocked

submitted 100 days ago • 14 comments

Your real age is 70 minus the number of musicians you recognize playing at Coachella 2025

submitted 102 days ago • 583 comments

Oh this is pretty amazing

submitted 102 days ago • 10 comments

GOOD MORNING

submitted 104 days ago • 0 comments

Just found out that a lot of you are writing your own posts instead of letting the lord speak through you and everything makes so much more sense now.

submitted 105 days ago • 2 comments

I saw this just before Shabbat came in, and I've been thinking about it all day, because I think that while the event itself is lurid and enraging, this is the part we should pay close attention to. Oklahoma teachers are showing us that noncompliance works.

submitted 106 days ago • 111 comments

Safety AND happiness. Only bollards can deliver this every single day. #WorldBollardAssociation

submitted 111 days ago • 16 comments