edgrapenutzimm.bsky.social
VC/startup Law @lowensteinLLP, Adj Prof @Columbia_Biz,CoFound: @close_first; @venturecrush.bsky.social, the historic fund, Boards: @Fisk1866 @theorchidfdn
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Investigated dead bear cub apparently hit by a bike.
Investigated beached whale corpse with missing head.
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1) Gender identified all fish in region
2) Removed all references to diversity from biome
3) introduced polar bears into black bear territory to avoid DEI
4) nudged black bears out of hibernation to prevent woke virus
5) Requested all flightless birds to file flight plans just in case
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Friendly amendment: please change “got into” to “incurred devastating loss in”
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- got into social media arguments with astronauts
- deleted social media posts from the mother of my child saying I was ignoring her and my child
(If I did this twice, does it count for two?)
- deleted videos of people protesting my management decisions at a town hall meeting
- ketamine
- CPAC
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And guns! Give those buck their guns back damn it!
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1.) Answered my child’s mother’s texts.
2.) Operated a Chainsaw correctly.
3.) Just said “No” to drugs.
4.) Tipped my wait-staff generously.
5.) Threw the middle finger and lobbed a loogie at Putin.
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Swept the forest floor.
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1. Aspirated mucous from the nostrils of catfish awaiting a transgender operation
2. Examined the mucous under flouroscopy for the min. required amount of microplastics
3. Applied organic bug spray made with liberal abortion juice
4. Checked my immigrant cookbook for cat recipes
5. Took a gay nap
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Pls don’t complain and actually endorse. This is the energy we need. Thank you @smith.senate.gov - keep on rocking
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I bet a lot of people have had an experience like this with a bad boss - there’s an email in your inbox on Saturday night saying, “Prove to me your worthiness by Monday or else.”
I’m on the side of the workers, not the billionaire asshole bosses.
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Why elevate hegseth to mediocrity?
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Yep
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bsky.app/profile/edgr...
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Love that song and band. Thx
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Most noteworthy in this Robert A. Caro profile is that he's confirmed (for the first time?) that while no one else is permitted to complete LBJ V if he becomes unable to do so, his will specifies that whatever he *has* written (980 pp and counting) will be published even if he does not finish it.
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But then you’d miss the 2022 remastered version (or did they still do a cd of that?) 🍋
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I so enjoyed that album!!
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Right on!
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The people who murdered young Leopold Hahn before his were people who had performed Nazi salutes. May Leopold’s memory be a blessing. Hopefully he knew he was loved…despite being among those the nazis mass-murdered.
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Truth!
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Cheney was at least appointed & then confirmed by the Senate. I’m not defending him or Bush, rather pointing out that they at least observed process. Nor did Cheney’s kid wipe boogers on the resolute desk during a presser! nypost.com/2025/02/20/u...
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I’m with her ⬆️
This is a terrible look for the ABA.
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Horrible. Shame on you, ABA.