We’ve gone from the ridiculous to the absolutely absurd. Musk is a power hungry troll and the feckless, money grubbing, grifter, grapist felon president gave it all to him after he bankrolled his campaign. How long will this BS go on?
We’ve gone from the ridiculous to the absolutely absurd. Musk is a power hungry troll and the feckless, money grubbing, grifter, grapist felon president gave it all to him after he bankrolled his campaign. How long will this BS go on?
This is very "silicon valley brain". One story: I was invited to pitch to a well-known venture firm, set for a Tues. At Fri 6pm before, they sent me an optional request for slides, due at noon Sat. I didn't send anything, disinvited at about 1pm Sat.
For obvious reasons I have not regretted not being a federal employee anymore all that much over the last month (left a few years ago). This email makes me regret it for the first time ever because I now don’t have the opportunity to tell Musk/Trump to fuck off in five straight bullet points.
All jokes aside, all legit responses will be used to train AI agents.
Elon and various tech bros subscribe to this notion that in the future very small teams can get a lot more done thru AI than large people-based orgs working in the traditional ways. Elon wants to lead this mass experimentation.
Trump's response:
Monday: golf
Tuesday: golf
Wednesday: autographed something called an EO?
Thursday: golf
Friday: was told to say "You're fired!" - just like old times
Who tf is going to read 2.3 million emails? Are they just going to feed them all into grok to keyword search banned words and fire people who sent the emails with words on the naughty list?
Failure to receive an email or failure to understand what they have done that week? Coz even if Musk did get an email outlining what they did, I reckon he would fail to understand it anyway…. Coz he is a fuckn IDIOT!!!
It’s not likely that Felon47 or Musk would understand what these federal employees do day to day or week to week. So just make some stuff up. Use really big words. 😂
1. Fucked your mom
2. Bought enough plastic explosives
3. Wrote to Luigi about how to make a gun
4. Understanding what chemicals sink to the bottom of the lungs.
5. Broke up with your Momma.
“I did not go to work high on ketamine, wearing sunglasses at night, waving a chainsaw around, and basically being an old man pretending to be an energetic, wacky wunderkid.”
Guess who doesn’t give a shit about his “threats”? Anyone who is happy to live abroad with sane people for as long as it takes!! MAGA can fund their asshat king and themselves. Blue States need to refuse funding the “National Fund”..such bullshit.
Get a fucking job maga..we’re off to a better life🖕🏼🖕🏼
In someways, I hope they all just quit. You know how long it would take to replace air traffic controllers, power grid operators, nuclear power plant operators?
I worked for a little while. Just a little while. Then I went golfing with my billionaire pals. We had a great time. A great time all day golfing. Worked very hard to hit the ball straight. I had the straightest balls of all of them. Then we ate Big Macs. Big Macs are very healthy you know.🥴
Had to do this bullshit when I worked in state government (red state🙄🤦🏼♀️) & they touted transparency but the top never showed us transparency in what they did. Awful, horrible, dysfunctional, toxic work environment. And all this bs was in the Division of Behavioral Health! Let that sink in
Its called big scaled micromanagement,annoying as f*ck! bc its from the most insecure,inept,psychotic higher up who needs to feel in ‘control’ of what he hasn’t a clue of for solutions so he hinders the pro’s who DO know what they’re doing for solutions & daily functioning w/rubbish. Elon the self
2. proclaimed genius,thinks he knows better then the pro’s,sorta like the orange clown old fart-convicted felon dTrump#47. ‘effing jenius,just pure jenius’ dumb f*cky f*cks!
“Author a two page memorandum expressing how diligently I worked long into the night 2/17- 2/22, a 63 hour week resolving 18 critical matters facing the Department of ——-, concentrating in the several areas of ———-, including the difficult matter of ——-. Make the note subservient yet heart felt.”
Whats funny is this is the exact type of busywork, office space middle mgmt thumb twiddling paperwork creating, distraction from getting on with work bs they supposedly hate
Good cop / bad cop . All bullshit . How this will go down .
Elon will steal all of our info , something bad will happen, they will blame each other and they will tweet right through it as they know we are dumb and have amnesia. Nothing will happen and people will die ,no blame to them .
Like either one of those assholes would read any. It's all just bullshit. Those assholes didn't get invited to a party when they were young and they're still pissed off about it.
It's insane that your Republican Party in the House and Senate are not pushing back on this. Can we safely say that there is no more a Republican Party there? Just MAGA Party?
That also sounds like it violates labor law, employment policies, etc. I mean, of course that won’t stop them because Musk is just a criminal doing crime, but anyone fired over this should immediately sue.
Are we asking Trump also as he played golf last week. I also wonder who is going to review all of the replies from the thousands of remaining federal employees
"Now everyone explain what your jobs even are so that I don't accidentally fire our nuclear security people again. This is an amazing idea that will totally work."
Seriously, worst fake employer ever. I feel horrible for the federal employees being tortured by an idiot who is building the spaceship while flying it, when we had a functional one already.
Someone demand a dna test… his dissociative behavior is inhuman
Using ‘their’ kind of ideology; What kind of guy spreads his sperm everywhere without the enjoyment attached
Not to mention; controls a space agency, is demolishing governments around the world..etc..
This reads like what your IT team would put out as a phishing scam to see if you’d fall for it to see if you need more training to identify scam emails that could compromise your data.
This isn't the way Elon speaks anyhow. Doesn't sound like a native English speaker wrote that tweet.
Computer or foreign.
Doesn't matter. It's a threat. Lol
There’s something wrong with his thinking, his processing and his ability to understand his absolute destruction of the people he’s affecting. In this way he is Trump.
Make a demonstration out of it and make a report for every second of an 8 hour work day, 28,800 lines or 600 A4 pages per day!
9;00;00 pressed the power button!
9;00,01 waiting to boot up!
9;00;02 still waiting to boot up!
9;00;03 still waiting to boot up!
9;00;04 still waiting to boot up!
AI prompt: You are a federal employee and are being asked to write an email explaining what you did last week. The email will be read and evaluated by AI. Attached is the job description for your position. Draft an email that explains what you got done last week that will look good to an AI reviewer
Two options... either flood the zone with shit (thanks, Bannon) and send in pages and pages of sentences that seem like they make sense... or all federal employees should simply not respond. The GOP is likely to shut the govt down anyway over the budget reconciliation.
Hey so is on leave and not allowed to work remote while on leave an appropriate response? Also what if you did classified work? You need to put that in or would you be resigned automatically for both? Will people on travel without access to equipment be fired?
Will we get til Monday since you know most people aren’t working? Will people have to go into the office since they can’t work from home? Law says if called in on days off we get to charge work from time called until return home.
I remember a job I had that we had to email the supervisor what we accomplished each day. One of those stupid tasks the supervisor got an idea for after attending a supervisor's workshop. The guy was an idiot. What do you think Brian? You still out there?
When my boss was away and I still had to work and he would call and check up to see if I was working, I'd tell him in addition to my regular work, I stuck the broom up my ass and swept the floor. I was his only employee. It was like we were married and hated each other.
So, considering Trump spent 3 days golfing, 40 min to speak to Governors’ meeting, another 2 hours meeting with them, 1-2 hr lunch with Vance, 1 hr at swearing in and then some time signing EOs, it sounds like he worked less than one full day - so by his own logic he should RESIGN!
Last week I did a hard job. Some folks are saying it was the hardest job they’ve ever seen get done. The best job doing- I did that and everyone cheered, because they love to see such hard work being done.
As Elon Musk’s DOGE chainsaws through federal agencies with budget and staff cuts, Tesla and SpaceX, cornerstones of his wealth, continue to benefit from public money. They probably wouldn’t have succeeded without it.
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It was just some disturbed guy on Twitter who said that not responding was so much to resignation and this weirdo apparently has no authority.
Mentality of U MUST NOT HAVE LIFE above all
Elon and various tech bros subscribe to this notion that in the future very small teams can get a lot more done thru AI than large people-based orgs working in the traditional ways. Elon wants to lead this mass experimentation.
Anything with strategic or decision making positions are obviously going to have a harder time. Inane.
Monday: golf
Tuesday: golf
Wednesday: autographed something called an EO?
Thursday: golf
Friday: was told to say "You're fired!" - just like old times
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2. Bought enough plastic explosives
3. Wrote to Luigi about how to make a gun
4. Understanding what chemicals sink to the bottom of the lungs.
5. Broke up with your Momma.
Get a fucking job maga..we’re off to a better life🖕🏼🖕🏼
What does an employee do if they were on vacation or in the hospital?
Elon will steal all of our info , something bad will happen, they will blame each other and they will tweet right through it as they know we are dumb and have amnesia. Nothing will happen and people will die ,no blame to them .
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My favorite response, so far
If they fire everyone then everything shuts down
My response: "You first asswipe."
Lol
Half of them are ai, one is an inept billionaire and 4 are teenage hackers with nazi sympathies and kgb relatives
"Yes, ma'am... would you like fries with that?"
Just cut and paste the DOGE-ass page…
… it’s all just bullsh*t anyway.
Performative Putin cuck.
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Using ‘their’ kind of ideology; What kind of guy spreads his sperm everywhere without the enjoyment attached
Not to mention; controls a space agency, is demolishing governments around the world..etc..
But Dumb ruins people's lives, kills, destroys democracy
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вы говорите по-английски?
Computer or foreign.
Doesn't matter. It's a threat. Lol
His project is simply data mining the government transactional data to teach his AI.
Data is like teachers to AI.
Just sayin'
Fuck, I could scream "you're fired" too. Does that mean anything?
Sure sound "government efficient" . . .
9;00;00 pressed the power button!
9;00,01 waiting to boot up!
9;00;02 still waiting to boot up!
9;00;03 still waiting to boot up!
9;00;04 still waiting to boot up!
Their "stupidity" didn't stop them from starting a world war and murdering millions of innocent people.
Done.
Holy fuck I am dying.
Last week I did a hard job. Some folks are saying it was the hardest job they’ve ever seen get done. The best job doing- I did that and everyone cheered, because they love to see such hard work being done.
Go fuck yourself, you coked-up dickweasels.
Sincerely,
A free man
Look around you and try to prove me wrong!
Waste their time answering your email
Waste more time reading them
In the name of government efficiency
No response on an email is seen as surrender? And this is coming from a government "adviser"?
What kind of sh*t show, is that?
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