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My name is Brandon Dorff and I have come to teach you all about farmers markets and extremely cheap wine!

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I'm severely bipolar so I have a strong tendency to make stuff up. Like I say I have a girlfriend in Hawaii, it's really more like a distant friend I haven't seen in almost four years living in Hawaii. I just thought I'd clear the air about that. Honestly, I get caught up in my own stories a lot.

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The bots are migrating from Twitter to BlueSky already, I see.

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I wasn't a very creative kid, even when I tried to be. My creations just got me sent to the guidance counselor's office. But at least I was doing more than a guidance counselor does--their job is fucking worthless. If your job was as worthless as theirs, you'd go insane! Seriously though, fuck them.

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podcasts

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And I like how Willie Cunningham comes on to the tune of Born to be Bad and then the second he opens his mouth he sounds like the nerdy high schooler who gets his books dumped by a popular person and pushes his glasses up and silently adds that guy's name to an enemies list. Born to be a dork.

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Ben Ferguson makes me want to be a hardcore communist. He's literally having the opposite impact on me than he thinks he's having. I don't even know what he looks like but I'm imagining a hunchback wearing a white collar button down shirt with the first three buttons undone and the sleeves rolled up

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Ben Ferguson, the radio host, is such a conniving, sniveling, prancing piece of garbage.

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Why am I seeing so many posts about Canada?

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They called me the next Charlie Kaufman... But noooooo

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I've got a sad lump in my throat watching The Brave Little Toaster. It's a story about how some fellow's stuff goes out of its way to find him and ultimately saves his life. Sometimes our stuff is all we have in this world, however little it may be. We surround ourselves with the things we love.

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Lost in time and lost in space and meaning

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BlueSkyyyy, STOP SHOWING ME MUSHROOMS

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My eye will NOT stop twitching today and I'm starting to get concerned.

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Now taking recommendations for what I should watch this weekend! I only watch lighthearted stuff, usually rated PG-13 at the strongest level of vulgarity. But I love cartoons! I have a list I'll list later with some of the stuff I have on hand to watch, okay? Anyway this is purely preliminary is all

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Benjamin and Zoey, lift me up higher and higher than I have ever been lifted before. Hear my plea, Benjamin and Zoey up on the farm! Come to me, ease my weary bones and make my muscles go slack. Put dusty trails on my darting vision and tell me it's all going to be okay because you make it okay.

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Staples fired me for being gay in 2009. #boycottStaples The GM was an intolerant man who later fired my brother's girlfriend just because she was a woman. Staples is a bigoted occult complex. Funny how now all they sell is chairs and do Amazon returns. What goes around comes around I guess. #Staples

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Email list for all DOGE employees Please ReSkeet!

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me: i'll have a Coke waiter: is Pepsi okay? me: no, still in that coma waiter: oh my god me: i know, it's terrible waiter: it's so terrible me: and Pepsi has kids too those poor kids waiter: i don't even want to think about it

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Now what the heck am I gonna do with a Ouija board?

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Mom to me as a teenager: OH MY GOD STOP BALANCING THAT CHAIR ON YOUR FEET RIGHT THIS INSTANT

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I'm going out for a cigarette in a couple minutes. I wonder why my lawn is so brown, I'll investigate when I go out.

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ANYTHING FOR PAULY

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Why did I just spend the last twenty minutes reading trivia to Drop Dead Fred on IMDb? I've never even seen Drop Dead Fred

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DO ANYTHING FOR PAULY DO ANYTHING FOR PAULY DO ANYTHING FOR PAULY

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I just sort of realized that the Trump administration is made up entirely of people who have the same thought processes as my Dad. I am unsure how that makes me feel.

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As someone who is severely bipolar, I'm NOT at all offended by the word "WrestleMania," because I'm just happy that somebody somewhere out there managed to put a fun spin on something not so fun. I like pro-wrestling and I'm sure there's a lot of bipolar people who would agree with me.

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If I see one more sexy guy on the internet tonight, I'm going to drive out to the ranch, get a burdizzo and sever my own testicular cords just so I stop having sexy thoughts because this is getting rigoddamndiculous how I'm basically a bitch in heat the last two days and I hate it. I don't want this

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Reposting this for justice against Michael Berry.

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Unsuccessful Reconnaissance

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MGM is a movie studio. Warner Bros. is a movie studio. Universal is a movie studio. Netflix is NOT a movie studio and should not be given recognition at awards like the Oscars.

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Just saw a prescription drug commercial that warned, "We can't really explain the potential side effects but have you seen the movie VIDEODROME?"

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Michael Berry said he doesn't like to see black people doing better than white people on TV. I'm not making this up. He's a radio show host and apparently agreed with apartheid as well. He generated his bumper music using AI, showcasing how lazy and unoriginal he is, too. The guy just plain sucks.

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I'm sure everyone spent this evening the same way I did - watching the masterpiece of modern cinema "Kung Pow! Enter the Fist".

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I left my house and went to the mall today I'm VERY brave

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Oh God that guy is screaming at his dogs again...

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Getting real sick of human sexuality haunting me like an annoying little specter. I'm sure I'll change my mind about this tomorrow but whatever it's just on my mind right now and I don't like being haunted. Like the song says "I came back haunted." That rings true tonight and I need to exorcise it.

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