me: i'll have a Coke
waiter: is Pepsi okay?
me: no, still in that coma
waiter: oh my god
me: i know, it's terrible
waiter: it's so terrible
me: and Pepsi has kids too those poor kids
waiter: i don't even want to think about it
waiter: is Pepsi okay?
me: no, still in that coma
waiter: oh my god
me: i know, it's terrible
waiter: it's so terrible
me: and Pepsi has kids too those poor kids
waiter: i don't even want to think about it
Comments
Jesus Christ it takes 45 minutes just to get a sandwich. So glad they went out of business.
Just one Pepsi
And she wouldn't give it to me
Just a Pepsi
It doesn't matter, I'll probably get hit by a car anyway
Keep having your little cola wars and taste tests. The Doctor is tasting wives and warring with that limp dick Mr. PiBB(hint: he ain't extreme for shit!).
The doctor laughs on an Adirondack chair at sunset.
I know it's serious