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"I can't relax 'cause I haven't done a thing and I can't do a thing 'cause I can't relax."
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No Crawdads For Old Men

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Introducing OUR new PlayStation: the PSSR 5

submitted 12 hours ago • 10 comments

Hey men, can you go back to leading lives of quiet desperation? You're gotten way too noisy with it lately.

submitted 17 hours ago • 3 comments

A Bananagrams themed birthday is hilarious

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Weekend plans

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How could I even think about hatching a Tamagotchi with everything going on in the world today!?

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

Exhausted Friends Slowly Realize They Were Playing Board Game Wrong Entire 6 Hours

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MY WIFE: Did you eat my Milk Duds? ME: *silently chews for 4 minutes, finally swallows* first of all, i don't appreciate your accusations

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The NSFW sequel to Chip’s Challenge…

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What’s wrong, babe? You haven’t touched your Eggo-brand alcoholic Appalachian sippin’ cream

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1995: The Internet is going to make shopping so much easier! 2025: [creating a spreadsheet compiling reviews from Wirecutter, Serious Eats, America’s Test Kitchen, Amazon, and Consumer Reports so I can finally begin narrowing down my search for the best bottle brush]

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I'm very aware that I often snack out of boredom, or as a distraction from work. It's a terrible habit that I very much enjoy.

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In Japanese, 口寂しい (kuchi sabishii) refers to mindless eating done not out of hunger but because “your mouth is lonely.”

submitted 1 day ago • 5 comments

boy you must be a bluetooth accessory the way you're repeatedly failing to connect with me

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

I just bought the b&w version of Blokus even though I have three other copies of the game, a lesson to all board game publishers that I will buy ANYTHING as long as it reminds me of the minimalist abstract games I’d yearn for when looking at the Sear Wish Book in the bedroom of my family’s trailer.

submitted 2 days ago • 2 comments

those who walk away from omelive omelaugh omelove

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I just bought the b&w version of Blokus even though I have three other copies of the game, a lesson to all board game publishers that I will buy ANYTHING as long as it reminds me of the minimalist abstract games I’d yearn for when looking at the Sear Wish Book in the bedroom of my family’s trailer.

submitted 2 days ago • 2 comments

The “garage"? Hey fellas, the "garage"! Well, ooh la di da, Mr. French Man. HARPER LEE:

submitted 2 days ago • 2 comments

A remake of Rear Window starring Vin Diesel. The Cast And The Curious.

submitted 2 days ago • 4 comments

I long for a cool CCG type game like L5R or Netrunner that has more options than the "uh huh! Nuh uh! Uh huh! Nuh uh!" of MtG.

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

boy you must be a bluetooth accessory the way you're repeatedly failing to connect with me

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

for a second i thought this was announcing a joan of arc series

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Livecraft Laughcraft Lovecraft

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1990: doesn’t look like a raccoon 0/10 2000: doesn’t look much like a raccoon 2/10 2010: Looks kinda like a li’l raccoon 7/10 2020: Overdid it 4/10

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Corruption Of The Innocent: A Tragedy In Two Acts

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"The Dacre Beasts are heraldic emblems, representing one of the most powerful families in medieval England. The figures were carved from the same oak tree, which was felled between 1499 and 1549." Uh excuse me these are clearly handpainted pieces from some medieval grognard's favorite wargame.

submitted 3 days ago • 4 comments

When I have to block a former mutual this is what I want them to see.

submitted 9 days ago • 1 comment

"The Dacre Beasts are heraldic emblems, representing one of the most powerful families in medieval England. The figures were carved from the same oak tree, which was felled between 1499 and 1549." Uh excuse me these are clearly handpainted pieces from some medieval grognard's favorite wargame.

submitted 3 days ago • 4 comments

The piano break in Coldplay’s “Clocks” will one day be Gen Z’s version of “In The Air Tonight”’s drum break.

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

Merlin Mann on the search for the perfect writing software: "Everyone loves shopping for spoons, but eventually you have to use one to take the medicine."

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"Hit the button that looks like a heart. And now hit the button with two green arrows...right, the one that looks like the recycle symbol. That's the important button, don't miss that one."

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Suicidal Tendencies should put out a sequel to “Institutionalized” where the singer is resisting his children’s attempts to send him to a nursing home.

submitted 3 days ago • 2 comments