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I know I said I was logging off but I don’t think I’ve seen a worse showing from the leafs blueline collectively. Just dogwater.

submitted 15 minutes ago • 1 comment

That’s some horseshit. Not the reason they’re gonna lose this game but on record that’s horse shit. I’m logging off 🫡

submitted 1 hour ago • 0 comments

Ah I’m sure people will be normal about the Leafs pulling a goaltender and not act like this is the first time this is ever happened to a good goaltender

submitted 2 hours ago • 4 comments

Matt Knies upgraded from golden retriever energy to Great Pyrenees energy. All the good vibes but even bigger and if you wrong him he’ll remember it forever and maybe kill you.

submitted 2 hours ago • 0 comments

Oh my god Knies. Taking his own pound of flesh lmao

submitted 2 hours ago • 1 comment

Start the game I’m so sleepy

submitted 2 hours ago • 0 comments

Gonna start a weekly column called, “It’s actually legal and good to have two quality goaltenders”. It will be the sequel to my old column, “there’s no law against having multiple all star wingers, I checked”.

submitted 6 hours ago • 2 comments

Anyway, you think Seattle would flip Eyssimont?

submitted 9 hours ago • 1 comment

That's a lot to give up. Wow.

submitted 9 hours ago • 0 comments

If I see one more "Actually, Canada is not really a democracy anyway, hardly worth defending" take from supposed leftists I am going to die of second-hand embarassment.

submitted 8 days ago • 5 comments

“Celebrini 6 foot, if he’s 6’2 that’s the rest of the reach he needed for that…” sweet Christ lmao

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

Participating in trade deadline discourse like

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

Lmao i knew it

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

Crazy but maybe we don't throw Woll in the trash. (Again it's wild how media and fanbases seem fundamentally incapable of processing the idea of carrying two good goaltenders and accepting that even they have up and down games).

submitted 2 days ago • 2 comments

Warsofsky seeing Matthews and Marner after a losing 14 in 15: wait i just thought of something groundbreaking

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

But what does Max Domi *do*

submitted 2 days ago • 6 comments

MATTHEW KNIIIIESSS

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

Lmao Pontus Holmberg has been so good recently, i love it

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

Domi fucking WHY.

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

Mmmm it feels like the Leafs arent taking the San Jose Sharks particularly seriously

submitted 2 days ago • 2 comments

SDPN jumpscare

submitted 2 days ago • 2 comments

I do love this dang warmup feed

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

N-not nice

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

Help what a stupid game

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

Fun fact. Knies is 14th in U23 points/GP this season. Not bad for a second rounder in their second full season in the league.

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

OH MY GOD NO WAY KNIESY

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

Woof how did he just walk in like that

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

Can’t remember the last time I’ve seen Woll look off like this. But honestly whatever, loving the fact that it feels novel — and maybe it’ll help the leafs remember that out scoring their problems is an option.

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

AUSTON MATTHEWSSSS!! I missed posting that

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

Morgan pls don’t screen your own goalie

submitted 3 days ago • 2 comments

Is it wrong that I like… don’t really care about goals from dmen?

submitted 3 days ago • 2 comments

Alright Myers. Enough shots from the point. That’s the dman’s fast track to my shitlist

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

Ah frick I saw the script. The Leafs are absolutely snapping their crazy “winning when leading entering the third” stat against the “absolutely can’t hold a lead in the third and has won one game in fifteen” San Jose Sharks tomorrow

submitted 3 days ago • 2 comments