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Started re-watching the 2010 Three Kingdoms series. Immediately remembered how much I love Chen Jianbin's portrayal of Cao Cao. It's brilliant.

submitted 6 days ago • 1 comment

4.5 TRILLION in tax cuts. Another 2 trillion in spending cuts, with the areas of spending being cut *checks notes* Healthcare, SNAP, and the infrastructure. Cool cool, this will definitely make America great. Oh, and more defense spending. Just what we need. apnews.com/article/hous...

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

Anyone remember the joke format where you say a family enters a talent show, and then you describe the most atrocious, disgusting, taboo-filled acts you can think of, and then the punchline is, "The Aristocrats!" I finally understand the joke.

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

WSJ sub: “Indian Partition went smoothly enough, right? Will try to remember to check this before publishing.”

submitted 10 days ago • 486 comments

I'm working all day, so saying I'm protesting the Super Bowl feels disingenuous. I think I need to full-on protest the NFL. Kowtowing to the orange anal polyp and erasing their anti-racism message was the last of a ridiculous number of straws. I honestly should've stopped watching ages ago.

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

Silicon Valley be all like "You didn't want to buy our monkey jpgs and conduct meetings with VR headsets, I guess we have no choice but to start WW3"

submitted 14 days ago • 100 comments

I think the thing that pisses me off the most about the "controversy" surrounding Intergalactic: The Heretic Prophet is that a bunch of Mediocre White Men are seriously trying to say that Tati Gabrielle is ugly. Just admit you don't like black women, bro, we already knew you were racist.

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

I want to write a murder mystery set in the Star Wars universe in which the murderer is revealed to be a gonk droid that kills people by falling on them. All I'm missing is a motive... and the mental health required to actually motivate myself to write.

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

attempting to describe the vibes of the moment. have yet to do better than: "imagine watching a documentary reenacting the burning of the Library of Alexandria set to the soundtrack of 'Yakety Sax'"

submitted 17 days ago • 145 comments

Just heard the silliest interaction in Dynasty Warriors: Origins. Soldier 1: I just met Huang Gai outside of the city. Do you think it would be OK to tell people? Soldier 2: I don't know, you're asking the <italics> Huang Gai </i>!

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments

Dynasty Warriors: Origins succeeded in making Lu Bu terrifying again. The first time you encounter him, it almost feels like a different game - like being pursued by death itself. It really cranked the anxiety to 10 and made the whole level feel like a horror game.

submitted 20 days ago • 0 comments