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There are 33m companies in the USA. Only 21k employe 500 or more. And they only make up 23% of workers. Trump and Elon are ignoring the more than 32m entrepreneurs that can't afford to build a new factory or pay tariffs or absorb cancelled contracts.

Dear MAGA, the leopard of accountability is coming. And she does not discriminate.

This is scary as fuck.

BREAKING: Trump admin says it mistakenly deported a Maryland father who had *withholding of removal* back to El Salvador on March 15. Govt told court Monday it won't bring Kilmar Abrego Garcia back. "What.The.Fuck..." one govt attorney told me. www.theatlantic.com/politics/arc... @theatlantic.com

Cory Booker

“It’s the folk music and the rap music” #TheWhiteLotus

Morgan Wallen is such a little bitch.

So is society going to crash or what? If so, let’s get this show on the road.

JFC this means that he can’t even claim ignorance. In a normal world, he’d be 100% heading to serious jail time.

Pete Hegseth must resign or be fired immediately.

who did this??

This list is so long and taking up so much real estate in his speech it’s almost like they want to distract from their massive cuts to Medicaid

Trump backed GOP into a big corner with his “balanced budget” point. The ONLY way House GOP could even think about upholding their “no cuts to Medicaid” swing seat promises and their spending cut mandates is deficit spending and bad math. Now they have to gut Medicaid & hand it to Elon in public.

Uhh I had an icy hot patch on my lower back all day and now my farts smell like icy hot is this normal?

Air traffic controllers should go on strike. They are the tip of the spear.

Some scary shit

Y’all ever have a fart that smells like the inside of a Wendy’s?

Has anyone considering making America better by not being total shit cannons towards each other like 24/7?

John Roberts is very upset that the public has lost confidence in John Roberts and the institution John Roberts leads following a series of confidence-cratering actions by John Roberts and his colleagues, and therefore would like everyone to know that this is not John Roberts' fault, it's yours.

The worst emotion a human being can feel is when you think you're about to take a sip of Sprite and it turns out to just be water.

If you want to understand why healthcare pricing is horrific, the first thing to know is that our system puts 100% of the credit risk for deductibles, copays and co-insurance on hospitals and doctors. That's insane. We have turned them into Sub Prime Lenders 🧵

Yes, health insurance is absolute bullshit and we need universal healthcare. But y’all mfers are taking death wayyyyyyyyy too lightly these days. Even rich CEO’s have loved ones.

Americans when the COVID vaccine came out: whoaaa hold up, I know a lot of people are dying but I don’t trust stuff Americans when Ozempic came out: GIVE IT TO ME NOW INJECT RIGHT IN MY VEINSSSSS

Never heard of Dasha (because modern mainstream country is still trash) but I’m getting strong Taylor Swift at the strip club vibes

Just a friendly reminder...

Good. It’s horrific how other platforms abused their reach to strangle local, independent, and national outlets alike. I WANT to see news and actual vetted work and I WANT journalists to get rewarded for it. Because I want to live in a thinking human world over some AI generated slop dystopia

Know 👏🏽 your 👏🏽 worth! 👏🏽

Twisters aka Twister 2 is so very dumb but still dumb fun. I mean the first one was too but this one is the dumb on steroids but with still the same early 2000s amount of fun. Guess I’ll take what I can in these stressful times as I’m trying to be more positive for my mental health

CM Punk is short for Chad Michael Punk

This is great y’all for real (or fr as the kids say)

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