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Jack Reacher describing how I make PB&J sandwiches: “He spreads peanut butter on both faces before applying the jelly. Smart. Prevents the moisture in the jelly from soaking the bread. Doesn’t make a difference if you eat it right away, but if you’re saving it for later? Guy knows what he’s doing.”

submitted 403 days ago • 14 comments

Time for my award eligible meme “Tom Hardy as young Star Trek Picard expresses alarm at your statement”

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it is important to stick to your show's main theme, and for Reacher that theme is "what if a man was Large"

submitted 425 days ago • 20 comments

men who dressed like this from 2008 - 2012 had preppy menswear blogs

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The people running the federal government hate New York City and want to punish people who live here for (by and large) having views and living lives that they dislike. Any gussied-up justification is working backwards from that desired result

submitted 7 days ago • 58 comments

if you still support any part of the new york times you are way past stupid and into complicit at this point

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I think the reason people are frustrated with Democratic leaders is that they expect these elected representatives to act like a real disaster is happening, which it is. Four-day weekends and bratwurst junkets in Munich kind of undercut that

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If you ever said "you won the internet" at any point in time you gotta go

submitted 13 days ago • 9 comments

Happy ten years to this bad boy.

submitted 14 days ago • 99 comments

I think the correct thing is for state governments to pass legislation to seize federal employment taxes to make up the promised shortfall and put them directly to their own coffers.

submitted 14 days ago • 63 comments

please be fucking chill about the furries and pornographers, msnbc viewers

submitted 14 days ago • 16 comments

If you're using substack and linking to it, everyone else hears it as you going "hey guys check out this cool Nazi bar I hang out in" It turns out telling people you hang out in a Nazi bar is not a very effective way of advertising yourself.

submitted 15 days ago • 19 comments

Robert Davi Kennedy Center Honors

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if the president can say “i don’t like the department of energy,” and within a week it’s closed, then the constitution means nothing, and the president’s entire claim to power is the loyalty of the military. either he is constrained by the constitution or he’s a dictator, there isn’t a middle ground

submitted 21 days ago • 148 comments

There's something so galling about the fact that The Atlantic and The New York Times are running pieces about how Trump's antitrans policies are bad. He's just doing what you recommended. If these are human rights abuses then your journalists deserve public executions

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Do not give an inch on this. These are our fundamental free speech rights at stake.

submitted 22 days ago • 6 comments

Listening to the audiobook of THE HOBBIT read by Andy Serkis and when he finally gets to the point where he can whip out the Gollum voice it's like when the drums hit in 'In The Air Tonight.'

submitted 25 days ago • 38 comments

will no one rid us of this turbulent Boer

submitted 25 days ago • 16 comments

i'm tired of being told to stop doomscrolling. i'm just scrolling, it's not my fault there's doom on there

submitted 27 days ago • 269 comments

Air disaster at the airport named after guy who fired over ten thousand striking air traffic controllers. Ok

submitted 27 days ago • 134 comments

you get used to it. we don't even see the code. all we see is flop, banger, mid.

submitted 27 days ago • 2 comments

ski instructor said the yeti turds I found are moose droppings. am I supposed to be comforted by the fact the yeti is riding a goddamn moose

submitted 30 days ago • 97 comments

call my girl's pussy john fetterman the way it's about to be a stroke victim

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“Gwen Stefani is the Lady Gaga of Ska” I type the words out, confident they will lead to a deep schism in America. The post gets four likes and zero replies. I remain resolute, the time for this message will one day arrive.

submitted 33 days ago • 37 comments

Remember every Democrat voted to confirm this transphobic Secretary of State.

submitted 33 days ago • 2 comments

Everything in politics is intentional. There are no accidents. No one "accidentally" gives a Nazi salute. No one "accidentally" votes for the Laken Riley Act. No one "accidentally" gives up control of the NLRB early. No one "accidentally" supports a genocide.

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Nosferatoo fast nosferatoo furious

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Stop Forcing A.I. into Fucking EVERYTHING!

submitted 64 days ago • 249 comments

The Grinch gunned down on the streets of Whoville. Inscribed on the shell casings: stink, stank, stunk

submitted 67 days ago • 7 comments

Stop, STOP, you can only make a man so fucking COOL

submitted 68 days ago • 28 comments

btw if you've never read Roger Ebert's review of The Mummy it's so good it changed me as a person

submitted 69 days ago • 77 comments

Mitch McConnell ran a playbook of total opposition after the 2008 election and it resulted in Republicans flipping 6 senate seats and 63 house seats two years after the biggest Dem victory since LBJ what the fuck are you people doing

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After 6 months of work, 4 VCRs, and an official translation, I am pleased to share my RF rip of Yukio Ninagawa's staging of Euripides's Medea, a tape which has never been transferred. archive.org/details/ojo....

submitted 70 days ago • 129 comments

so in moana 2: 2Ocean 2Furious, maui makes a cell phone joke and then says “that will make sense in 2000 years” which means that the events of Moana and Moana 2: 2Ocean 2Furious take place at roughly the same time as the very first christmas, the birth of Jesus the Christ. In this essay i wil

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Years Of Inbreeding Causes Dog To Birth British Man theonion.com/years-of-inb...

submitted 76 days ago • 106 comments

One of my fave Christmas movies

submitted 76 days ago • 21 comments