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Citizens’ Impeachment has long held that if just 5% of Americans contacted their members of Congress about impeachment, it would be the largest collective action of its kind in American history. It would almost certainly lead to his removal from office. Advocate for impeachment in five minutes:

Call me old fashioned, but I think any president creating a meme coin hustle to recruit anonymous financial backers and rewarding the biggest spenders with “a night to remember” private dinner with the president kinda feels like an impeachable offense.

I wouldn’t trust Pete Hegseth with a microwave

Who’s going to start hiring ICE agents to get them all to defect?

It will cost you $0 to repost my work. #gamedev #indiedev #indiegames

I’m designing a device that gets implanted on every penis. It will measure what and how much comes out of it. I get to keep all the data and make laws based on my findings. How do you like those apples?

Trump is cratering. America doesn’t want tyranny. We’re going to win this battle for our nation. Slower than we wanted. More painfully than we wanted. But we’re going to win. Get on board now and speed it up.

If you wrote this in a fiction book, you’d never get it published. The evil villains are comically flat as characters, and every single one of them are way too demented looking.

Oh no! Anyways

A man in makeup? That’s pretty woke

The Conservative party has turned into a bunch of men wearing makeup screeching about drag queens and trans people. It’s wild MAGA can’t see the irony.

The US Navy's new Director of Communications, Kristina Wong, is a Jan 6 terrorist and an anti-Ukraine, pro-Kremlin mouthpiece. Likely an unregistered foreign agent (spy).

It’s more conspiratorial to think the serial criminal and his team of tech bro + Christian fascist lackeys were going to lose the election fair and square, or at all.

58 corporations facing federal investigations & enforcement lawsuits collectively gave $50 million to Tr^mp's inaugural fund. Cases against 11 of these corporations have already been dismissed or withdrawn, and 6 have been halted.

Reminder: If a president has immunity for official actions and swears an oath to uphold the Constitution then violating the Constitution can't be construed to be an official action and as a consequence the president does not have immunity to protect him from prosecution for such actions.

This is easily the worst first 100 days of any administration ever. Just a complete and total failure by all objective metrics. What a disaster.

“Helping ensure our country is viewed as a force not to be reckoned with.”

one thing that Democratic politicians should take note of is that the overlap between “great political optics” and “actual morally good stuff” is really big right now

I see a lot of people falling into the "this is pointless" trap, and I can only say it so many ways — though I suspect I will have to write something specifically about it on this front — but the bottom line is that we must expect compliance. Anything less is just making noncompliance easier.

Trump is requiring the United Kingdom to get rid of laws protecting LGBTQ people before he will agree to a trade deal with them.

Trump just denied North Carolina’s request for FEMA relief from Hurricane Helene, calling it “unwarranted.”

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I would argue that democracy was broken when a South African nutcase manipulated the results of the election in favor of a felon who should be in prison, not the White House. Is this the moment American democracy finally broke? www.alternet.org/alternet-exc...

The Fourth Circuit is famously succinct. storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...

my offer to america: we bring woke back

60 Minutes found no criminal record for 75% of the Venezuelan migrants the U.S. sent to a mega-prison in El Salvador. https://cbsn.ws/4lC4Vp5

men will literally impose tariffs on islands entirely inhabited by penguins instead of going to therapy

Keep downplaying the protests at your own peril. Keep threatening Americans. The protests will only get bigger. Trump is hated. Musk is hated. The political winds have shifted. People are fed up. This is only the beginning.

Biggest gasbag and gaslighter of all time.

Pro-tip for the judge, send this to the DOD in a Signal chat or it won’t get done. It still won’t, but at least you know they’ll have seen it.

Economics 101......Easy peasy Lemon squeezy.......

The fact that everything around us is burning to the ground & some people still have no clue that they voted for the arsonist or are complicit in the arson is absolutely mind boggling. People are ok with it so long as the black woman isn’t their President 🤯. America, we have a problem!

Oh man, somebody get him out of there. He’s crazy.

SEOUL, South Korea (AP) — South Korea's Constitutional Court has removed impeached President Yoon Suk Yeol from office.

“Democrats should be celebrating.” The GOP ~*literally telling us*~ once again they would take pleasure in the actual suffering of others if it meant they were right.

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Don't let up on Signalgate. The Mueller report cited rampant use of Signal as a means of obstruction of justice. The entire discussion is fait accompli. Also guarantee it is how everyone inside this thug WH communicates. Which means the law is being knowingly & deliberately violated every day.

Forever reject the trope that Dems lost because we were too “woke.” Trumpers voted for an incompetent, treasonous con man because THEY were too hateful.

Jeffries: "One point that should have my Republican colleagues quaking in their boots. In the Florida 6th race, which was Trump +30 district, the margin was cut in half. There are 60 Republicans in the House who currently represent districts where Trump did worse than 15 or 16 points."

Maybe next time let’s not elect someone who runs because they’re trying to not go to jail?