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Under the U.S Constitution, the President is very explicitly not a king. The President's wishes and decrees do not magically become law.

Trump and Vance just made Zelensky one of the most popular leaders in the world.

TRUMP: The NCAA has complied immediately. That's good. But I understand Maine -- is the governor of Maine here? JANET MILLS: Yeah I'm here TRUMP: Are you not gonna comply? JM: I'm going to comply with state and federal law T: You better do it bc you're not gonna get any federal funding at all

How did boomers go from “Some folks are born made to wave the flag Hoo, they're red, white and blue And when the band plays "Hail to the chief"Ooh, they point the cannon at you, Lord It ain't me, it ain't me I ain't no senator's son,” To “whatever the President says is great!”

Has anyone checked on Pete since planes started crashing? I know it’s not his job anymore, but he has to be concerned.

“Will you be visiting the crash site?” “What do you want me to do, go swimming?” Inexcusable.

And he just cause the price of flowers to skyrocket.

Christians who are upset about what Bishop Mariann Budde said have told on themselves. Showing mercy and compassion to the least of these is literally the teachings of Jesus. They follow power not Christ. They preach nationalism and not the Gospel.

It’s been 39 hours since I’ve been on Tik Tok, and I honestly feel like the pr/propaganda stunt was the best thing they could have given me.

Tik Tok’s decision to go dark will backfire. Now I follow everyone on Substack and Blue Sky. I’ll have less FOMO if I don’t check Tik Tok.

I keep thinking I will someday be the kind of person who saves people’s name into my phone the very first time they first text me, but I continue to remain myself 😔

A true crime podcast where two women listen to a police scanner, get drunk and show up to active crime scenes.

How many Cybertrucks will Mike Johnson personally have to purchase to remain as Speaker? We asked our highest placed sources in Musk World.

What's an opinion you have that would make a bunch of people angry? Write it down in a notebook called, "Why would I want to make a bunch of people angry right now?" and then close that notebook and have some tea.

Movies have led me to believe that at some point in life... My car brakes will be cut I'll need to army crawl through an air duct Someone will wrongfully commit me to a mental institution I'll accidentally step into quicksand Water will spill on my Mogwai

I have seen so much "the New Jersey drones are just another sign that society is falling apart...it's the military...it's Iran...it's martial law" but I swear to christ it's probably some fucking YouTuber.

Me watching a film. 1. Start watching. 2. Wonder what I’ve seen one of the actors in before. 3. Google actor. 4. Go to IMDb/their Wikipedia page. 5. Find out every single detail of their entire life. 6. Realise I’ve completely missed the plot of the film and now have no idea what’s going on.

*PRIMAL SCREAM INTO THE VOID* Thank you for coming to my TED talk.

Why don’t I have my Spotify wrapped? Is this the work of Krampus?