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Parody account and sometimes serious poster. In case this isn’t clear, this is MAINLY a parody account!
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What a fucking pussy you are elon. You’re suing a former member of congress for hurting your fee fees! Nut up already you fail son freak! And get your face fixed while you’re at it! You look like the pile of shit that my dog threw up this morning.

submitted 49 days ago • 0 comments

No kidding 😂

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Don’t get it twisted. Putin is the pimp, and trump is his number one ho. elon is just the backup ho that people only request whenever donnie comes down with another case of rabies.

submitted 51 days ago • 0 comments

Damn straight. Who was it calling for an insurrection four years ago?

submitted 51 days ago • 0 comments

Someone tell elon to nut up, quit bitching on Fox, and take care of his 15 kids! Damn, what happened to personal responsibility?

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If we’re lucky the fat orange fuck will choke on putin’s balls the next time he’s summoned to Moscow by his original dom. elon will be crying in the corner the whole time while putin repeats “keep making eye contact donnie…”

submitted 52 days ago • 0 comments

My sperm donor tried to get in a fight with Putin over trump. He’s super jealous because donnie turns into a giggling school girl whenever he talks to his original dom. Spermy picked up the phone and said “stay away from him! He’s mine!” And Putin said “nah! That’s my number one orange ho!”

submitted 52 days ago • 0 comments

😂😂😂😂

submitted 52 days ago • 0 comments

Will someone tell my sperm donor to man up and quit bitching? I thought you were an alpha male ffs spermy! Grow a pair and stfu! I need a better role model! Will a real man please adopt me already?

submitted 52 days ago • 0 comments

Don’t know about the rest of you guys but I’m surrounded by folks who would swear by the “wisdom” coming from the guy in the blue suit.

submitted 54 days ago • 17 comments

Stolen from FB 😂

submitted 54 days ago • 5 comments

If you get the chance, will someone please tell elon he locked his little meat shield in the cyber truck again? He was a little too high on ketamine this morning, and forgot all about me!

submitted 53 days ago • 0 comments

I only have 14 or 15 kids that I ignore, unless it’s a photo op! I’m just trying to restore family values! I’m not the bad guy! 😂

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