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you know they know how completely fucked they are legally by the way none of them want to admit theyre in charge

Call me crazy, but my idea of making America great involves a lot fewer Nazis.

Repeating "Sea Anemone Van / Sienna Minivan" over and over again until I crack the code.

Watching the fake cabinet meeting where Musk is lecturing everyone, it's like one of those 12th century situations where the king got infatuated with a self-described wizard for a couple of years. History says eventually everyone else gets tired of him and he ends up ... poorly.

If what you want is available on Amazon, it’s probably available someplace else. Preferably, the company that makes it. Jeff has enough money.

So, listen. I think the better plan would be to dress up in ghost costumes and try to convince everybody that Fort Knox is haunted. Then, when everyone has run away, you can steal the gold. No one could ever foil this plot.

Coming around to the view that a certain kind of narcissist simply needs Musk to be a genius rather than a fraud, because they want to believe there’s a hereditary Brahmin class of accomplished, beautiful minds—and that they’re a part of that class.

Trying to write a birthday card for my Fox News brainwashed Grandma and it's hard to find the right tone. "Happy 80th birthday, I am sorry you are a Nazi now" is the general sentiment but it needs to be a bit more flowery/poetic. And I should include something about her interest in gardening.

Could be an important life hack, depending.

Hit me up on Taskrabbit under "Egg Smuggler"/"Egg Coyote"

The notion that Trump's "I'm king" tweet is "just trolling" or "a joke" presents an opportunity to recreate my just-joking thread (porting it over from the Bad Place): 1. I wrote my PhD dissertation on the social function of humor (in literature & film) and here's the thing about "just joking."

You know? I still find it remarkably easy to remain patriotic throughout this administration. Trump and the MAGA crowd are a repudiation of every single civic ideal that the United States is meant to represent—and I see no reason to stop believing in those ideals because of them.

No More Kings

The Washington Post refused to run this ad. Sure would be a shame if it went viral.

This has already been shared quite a bit but just in case you haven't read it... please give it look. It will put you in a better mood. "For indiscriminate destruction, you want a bunch of real unqualified dipshits." www.the-reframe.com/the/

Everyone, please read this: (h/t @j.wieche.rs)

Sad to report I just lost my job at nuclear, after 40 years of faithful service overseeing the US nuclear arsenal. My job was keeping all the nukes from exploding by pressing the don't explode button every 48 hours.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=jrE0...

No they're not. They know exactly what they're voting for: The continued dismantling of our public health system. That's what they want. You know this. Why do we have to do this playacting goldfish brain shit every time.

Government should NEVER be run like a corporation. A corporation is a wealth-concentration engine. It funnels wealth from many to few. Government is its polar opposite, distributing resources in a way that benefits everyone. Running government like a business just makes for bad government.

But shall this crazed old man be tamely suffered to drag a whole ship’s company down to doom with him?

Mood: www.youtube.com/watch?v=kSQ8...

Do you know why a president would do all the most evil and heinous shit via Executive Order? Because his party can't easily make it law. And if they can't make it law, they can't make it last. Don't let anyone make you feel like this is The End. Do not let them demoralize you. Live to see them die.

Shot of a lifetime. 📸: Ian Turner

feel like there’s a term for when you “clean out” a group of people from the place they live

Hello! @old-man-mullen.bsky.social

An embarrassment of riches

Nobody Can Live Forever www.youtube.com/watch?v=8p9D...

Political consultant: “You are losing the Youth vote.” Democrats: “What if we ban TikTok and let Trump save it?”

Babe, what's wrong? You've hardly touched your Wu-Tang Flan.

Tech in 90s/2000s: here's a bunch of cool shit that will make life easier & more fun, and yea we'll get rich People: yay! Tech today: let's burn the planet for crypto and AI & require a data mining contract to use your toaster, because we need to get richer People: boo! Tech: everyone's gone woke

If you’re ever wondering why wildfire smoke is so bad for you it’s because it includes things like “an entire bicycle”

Good overview of the GOP's war on education www.rawstory.com/raw-investig...

Dems are still operating in a political paradigm where the public has a set of concerns, roughly reflecting the reality of life in America, and elections are about who addresses them better. But that is not the political paradigm we’ve lived in, for a long time, and we’re getting further from it.

New from me: Trump is a lame duck, an old, tired, easily manipulated one, whose vanity is a useful tool. Foreign leaders like Claudia Sheinbaum are right to mock him, and American elites should uncurl from the fetal position and get in on the fun.

Thank you for contacting the abyss. Your scream is very important to us.