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🏡Minneapolis ✨ Tiny, Elite Courtesan who’s likely Touring a City Near You ✨ Pilates Princess 🤸🏻‍♀️ Nature Lover 🌱 🎁 throne.com/EmberlynSlade 🌐 EmberlynSlade.com 📧 [email protected]
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2 years 💕

submitted 14 hours ago • 0 comments

I need a big bubble bath for two, stat!

submitted 15 hours ago • 0 comments

Getting back to emails shortly, I have a massage later though too and need to get ready for that 💓 Pilates + massage is making my body hurt less, for sure. I’ve been pretty skinny my entire life and didn’t realize how much pain I was in? Just being alive was so much more uncomfortable before?

submitted 22 hours ago • 1 comment

It’s my Reddit Cake Day 🍰 I had to google what that was, it’s my reddit anniversary 😆 made me feel old bc I’ve been using Reddit for 15 years and didn’t know! 🤣

submitted 22 hours ago • 0 comments

Birthday Wishlist: www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/...

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Schedule Update ✨ 🏡 Minneapolis • June 21-24, 27-28 ✈️ Atlanta • June 29-July 1 🏡 Minneapolis • July 8, 10-11, & 13-15 ✈️ Philadelphia • July 17-22 The remainder of the July I’ll be unavailable~ my Birthday Break 🎂🤍 GFE • FMTY

submitted 1 day ago • 6 comments

Client sent me gift card for new BlueBella Lingerie 🥰 thank you! I accidentally fell asleep at 8pm so I’m awake rn 🥲 so I’m gonna go surf the site and see what I find 😍

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Still need those 1-2 dates 👀 Atlanta, are you bringing me out or not? 🥲

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

“i asked chat gpt” “i asked grok” Jeeves would kill you where you stand

submitted 2 days ago • 87 comments

I just wrote the sassiest ‘educational’ post so I’m going to make another one. This one is about kind clients, the good guys. Hey, you probably know I’m talking about you if I am. 😇 Thank you to all the men who have allowed me space to grow into Ember. This job is high risk, high reward but the

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

Not only is my screening super selective, my second date detector is also very selective. I’d say only about half of the people who are admitted once get a true, return invitation. These are common reasons why:

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

I skipped today bc I haven’t had a day to just sit in my house for a very long time. That’s what I’ve done today. Sit inside, do house things I’ve been putting off. My ass hurts from Sunday’s Pilates still. 🤣

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

I booked a date this morning for San Francisco 😅 y’all really keep an eye out for me; that tour is August 15-18 😆 I was also going to try Silicon Valley too! August 20-21. 🙏🏻

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment