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🏡Minneapolis ✨ Tiny, Elite Courtesan who’s likely Touring a City Near You ✨ Pilates Princess 🤸🏻‍♀️ Nature Lover 🌱 🎁 throne.com/EmberlynSlade 🌐 EmberlynSlade.com 📧 [email protected]
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I have a facial this evening, I’m very excited 🙏🏻💕

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My very first newsletter comes out on July 1st! Don’t forget to sign up before then. 💞

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Respectfully, I read a Reddit thread about Seattle and everyone, I mean every single girl on there, said that they did not enjoy their experience in that city so: Where should I tour from Oct 5-7 this year? 🤔

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I heard Atlanta is a last minute city and I hate that. I have two dates booked and several other people have ghosted me after full screening - I’m annoyed 🙄 I would like to go, but do I want to be gone from home for 3-4 days over $1000 profit if that’s really how the tour ends up? 🥲 not really

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8 hrs of sleep gets me right in my extremely real Well-Cared-For kink

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43 people have signed up for my newsletter in the last week and a half or whatever since I launched my new site 💞 Thanks for the interest you guys, I think I’m going to try to send out newsletters on the 1st of the month, every month.

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2 years 💕

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I need a big bubble bath for two, stat!

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Getting back to emails shortly, I have a massage later though too and need to get ready for that 💓 Pilates + massage is making my body hurt less, for sure. I’ve been pretty skinny my entire life and didn’t realize how much pain I was in? Just being alive was so much more uncomfortable before?

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It’s my Reddit Cake Day 🍰 I had to google what that was, it’s my reddit anniversary 😆 made me feel old bc I’ve been using Reddit for 15 years and didn’t know! 🤣

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Birthday Wishlist: www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/...

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Schedule Update ✨ 🏡 Minneapolis • June 21-24, 27-28 ✈️ Atlanta • June 29-July 1 🏡 Minneapolis • July 8, 10-11, & 13-15 ✈️ Philadelphia • July 17-22 The remainder of the July I’ll be unavailable~ my Birthday Break 🎂🤍 GFE • FMTY

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Client sent me gift card for new BlueBella Lingerie 🥰 thank you! I accidentally fell asleep at 8pm so I’m awake rn 🥲 so I’m gonna go surf the site and see what I find 😍

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Still need those 1-2 dates 👀 Atlanta, are you bringing me out or not? 🥲

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“i asked chat gpt” “i asked grok” Jeeves would kill you where you stand

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I just wrote the sassiest ‘educational’ post so I’m going to make another one. This one is about kind clients, the good guys. Hey, you probably know I’m talking about you if I am. 😇 Thank you to all the men who have allowed me space to grow into Ember. This job is high risk, high reward but the

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