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What. The fuck. 😟
This is why I’m single, probably for life. I couldn’t imagine dating someone who secretly HATES ME OMFG
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The fact your coworker had the gall to show you and tell you they agree too. Lemme guess, also single as fuck? 😭 either that or a dead bedroom marriage, wtf.
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I love that it’s mostly men who have liked this. I love my clients and lil fans. 💞 y’all know what’s up!
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Based on my personal observations…
Only other conservative men, actually like conservative men.
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I still have a couple more, but I’ll for sure get them done tomorrow. 💞
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I hate it here. I’m so upset.
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I’m doing this when it’s dark out 🙏🏻
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I think I’m changing my hours 👀
Because I’m tired of being tired 🥱
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I also went to the gym yesterday.
To all my East coast clients, my body is about to look different to you guys next time I see you! 🤣
Def gonna need new pics in Spring for the buns I’m about to bake. 😝💞
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I will be adding an overnight option specifically that I think will be fun 😁
And Tour Sponsoring as well.
Lower FMTY minimum.
Long vacation dates will stay the same.
Probably a few other things. 🤷🏻♀️
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I’ve been using that for years !
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I’m a Leo! ♌️
But I promise I’m a balanced Leo. 🥲 Other Leos make me wanna tear my hair out due to their egos omg 💀
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Oh wow 😍
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Also.
I’m going to try my best to get a little shop up and running for my old panties within the next few weeks bc I have literally hundreds and I know there’s weirdos out there that exist and want them 😝
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I’ve ignored so many booking forms lately bc of stupid things and it’s actually kind of making me mad.
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I had a dude today all caps yelling at a robot so I called him a loser for yelling at a robot and then he replied, got the auto text again and yelled at it again 🤡💀🤣😭
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I think I have like 10 now 😆
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Like yes, I do see those messages.
But you think I’m gonna meet with someone who argues with a robot? Lmfaooooo.😭😂
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I’ve never had this happen, I’m so confused about it.