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🏡Minneapolis ✨ Tiny, Elite Courtesan who’s likely Touring a City Near You ✨ 🎁 http://YouPay.me/EmberlynSlade 🌐 EmberlynSlade.com
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I was just gifted a $25 gift from my @youpay.me wishlist! 💎🎁 See what else you can gift me here: https://youpay.me/emberlynslade ❤️🎉💸

I think I’m gonna have to skip out on my Memphis tour in March bc I have an FMTY 👀 If a tour is not confirmed, you’re absolutely allowed to steal that time with a multi-day date, omg. 😝

Starting a new thread here for updates inside the courtroom for Luigi Mangione's follow-up appearance, which I'm anticipating will be very brief.

This was a contribution to my school fees this summer 💞🥰 Thank you!!!

Booked another date for San Francisco earlier 💞 Still have all day Noon-Midnight available on 2/24 in San Francisco 💗

Today on Instagram, I pissed off a couple conservative men I know because I posted a story that was talking about how it seems really gay that conservative men only value the opinions of other conservative men, not even their own wives or girlfriends. No women at all. Like, go fuck dudes already.

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I still have a few emails to get to, I’m less busy tomorrow.

Someone just gifted me a $150 gift from my @youpay.me wishlist! 🎉🎁 See what else you can gift me here: https://youpay.me/emberlynslade ❤️🎉💸

I just received a $50 gift from my @youpay.me wishlist! 🎁🎉 See what else you can gift me here: https://youpay.me/emberlynslade ❤️🎉💸

My Intro session turned out to be a free one-to-one so that was awesome. 😎 I got a membership I can use when I travel and I scheduled two more classes for this week. 🙏🏻

We wanted them to have healthcare and a high paying job and a planet to live on and freedom. They want us to suffer. The parties are not the same.

I found one of my favorite chocolate bars in a bag I haven’t looked inside of for awhile 😝 I like the biscuit and hazelnut the best 😋

I just sent a text message from my personal phone and then threw across the room bc sometimes it’s just like that. 💀😂 I’m honing in and focusing on my new stuff rn, omg 😆

I’m about to respond to all my emails and then likely do this over the next few days. Gonna take forever to update everything omg. 🙃

I didn’t know that… Firefox from here on out, it is. 👀

Fascism will always crumple. I just don't want 100,000,000 deaths before it happens.

I’m going to my first Pilates class tomorrow. I’m nervous bc new things are scary but I also know I’ll love it. It’s just the first time I’m 🥹

I just looked at my horoscope for this year and I’m getting everything I want 💃🏻

Someone just gifted me a $25 gift from my @youpay.me wishlist! 🎉🎁 See what else you can gift me here: https://youpay.me/emberlynslade ❤️🎉💸

Remember when I said I was going to raise my rate in 2025? It’s happening soon! Clients I met previous to the increase will be grandfathered at my old rate until the end of the year. 💗

Planning a 3 day FMTY rn to go somewhere warm, I’m so excited! ☀️

I don’t respond to booking forms for “in the future” or “any day after 6” - I respond to people who have read my schedule through April and found a day/time that works for us both. I don’t do the schedule dance, I also don’t do last minute dates so “screening for last minute” is NOT a thing.

I’m hitting the next Delta tier on my next tour, that means I’ll have a higher tier and higher chance of upgrade for Hawaii 🥹 Please Delta Jesus, lemme have that Delta One 🙏🏻😂 there’s almost 20 seats still open omw there! 🤞🏻 and 45 D1 & premium for the flight home. 🍀

“What can one do or say to experience the softer side of you?” — Softness is conditional on safety. When a woman's emotional, financial, and physical needs are met, softness flows naturally. Too often, we're expected to pour endlessly from an empty cup.

Just booked another Honolulu date for March 💗 Only a couple more weeks + a few days til island time 🏝️

Someone just gifted me a $10 gift from my @youpay.me wishlist! 🎉🎁 See what else you can gift me here: https://youpay.me/emberlynslade ❤️🎉💸

Ppl arguing with an auto reply will never cease to amaze me. It literally says it’s an auto reply. 💀🤣

Someone just gifted me a $200 gift from my @youpay.me wishlist! 🎉🎁 See what else you can gift me here: https://youpay.me/emberlynslade ❤️🎉💸

A personal admirer of mine from 1500 miles away sent me flowers for Valentine’s Day, and one of my DC clients gifted me new Squishmellows! 🥰 Happy late Valentine’s Day 💗

Repeat client lied to me and wasted my time and money tonight so if anyone wants to make up for that, my YouPay is in my bio. 🙃 I’m so irritated!