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submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

This has been a great week for my business, actually, where we make graphs of stock prices

submitted 7 days ago • 2 comments

Ok gift shop, yall aren’t even trying

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

Hey guys, wanna see the most cursed fruit salad of all time?

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

Teen Warned Not To Accept Group Chat Invites From National Security Advisors She Doesn’t Know

submitted 19 days ago • 370 comments

No one does a bumper sticker like Portland does a bumper sticker.

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments

logged in to LinkedIn and someone messaged me the nuclear codes

submitted 20 days ago • 2 comments

Signal HQ today

submitted 21 days ago • 46 comments

lmao getting fact checked irl

submitted 22 days ago • 648 comments

This is what morals and principles look like.

submitted 25 days ago • 0 comments

"We have ceded so many of the core operations of our lives and institutions to tech, we must recognise that strong encryption isn’t the enemy of security — it *is* security." - Signal President @meredithmeredith.bsky.social for @financialtimes.com on the war on encryption www.ft.com/content/a934...

submitted 26 days ago • 5 comments

Every person in the world should watch this and heed the call. Get on Signal NOW, it’s the last bastion of privacy and protection of our right to free communication.

submitted 37 days ago • 0 comments

SXSW kind of sucks with all the tech bros but there are cathedrals everywhere for those with the eyes to see.

submitted 37 days ago • 0 comments

Hakeem Jeffries thinks Drake won

submitted 39 days ago • 128 comments

Just texted “air buds” instead of “air pods” so things are going well.

submitted 39 days ago • 0 comments

free palestine

submitted 42 days ago • 81 comments

Absolutely fuck Hulu for cutting off the Oscars early. Garbage streaming service.

submitted 42 days ago • 0 comments

America is so back

submitted 44 days ago • 0 comments

Hulu is wild, I was watching a 9/11 doc tonight, paused it and a charmin ad popped up.

submitted 49 days ago • 0 comments

When The Media Sees Fascism

submitted 49 days ago • 35 comments

America is not doing so hot, but there is still beauty in it.

submitted 49 days ago • 0 comments

her: i know a place me: i hope it's Large Black Inflatable Nightclub 14x14x14ft Inflatable Party Tent Inflatable Night Club Tent For Adults Wedding Birthday Raves Dance Floor Business. her:

submitted 56 days ago • 108 comments

Being an adult is looking at prize money and subtracting the tax.

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submitted 62 days ago • 391 comments

I had no idea Drake dated Serena. The hate in Kendrick’s heart needs to be studied and pondered for years.

submitted 63 days ago • 0 comments

Me commentating the superbowl: Eagles are Kendrick and the Chiefs are Drake

submitted 63 days ago • 0 comments

Somebody needs to do a wellness check on Aubrey

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