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her: i know a place me: i hope it's Large Black Inflatable Nightclub 14x14x14ft Inflatable Party Tent Inflatable Night Club Tent For Adults Wedding Birthday Raves Dance Floor Business. her:

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Being an adult is looking at prize money and subtracting the tax.

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I had no idea Drake dated Serena. The hate in Kendrick’s heart needs to be studied and pondered for years.

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Me commentating the superbowl: Eagles are Kendrick and the Chiefs are Drake

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Somebody needs to do a wellness check on Aubrey

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This is the hardest I’ve laughed in a long time.

submitted 14 days ago • 52 comments

when you want to get a job at DOGE with a one line resume

submitted 15 days ago • 522 comments

You know the movie is absolutely gonna slap when she shows up

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

Are the next 4 years really going to be logging on everyday to sentences like "a 19 year old doge intern called Big Balls has your social security number" because I'm already at capacity for this sort of thing

submitted 19 days ago • 606 comments

In June 2024 I finally moved to my dream city, and today I landed my absolute DREAM job. It’s not lost on me how fortunate I am in these hell times (I’m an immigrant), but today? Today we fucking celebrate! 🍾🥂

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