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"You can cover your faces, we can still tell you're pigs" Seen in Seattle

I said it before and I'll say it again: Transphobia is a mental cancer that takes over the perpetrator's entire brain.

Ban it, honestly. This is ruining lives, contributing nothing to society except anguish and regret.

If the 70 had every 15 minute service and the 12 didn't just like fully turn off at night, like 80% of my problems would be fixed.

This sucks, @pbotinfo.bsky.social

Ghibli is about how planes are cool but also bad and how teeth are upsetting.

Ms Rachel said actually no I will not shut up

That’s not the rule and you know it.

Nandor the righteous

the way I said "oh... oh no"

all of this is why tulsa is the superior oklahoma city

bro it’s okay that you need ai to help you write an email. anubis has weighed your soul against the feather of fate and found you unworthy. prepare to be devoured

AI people have such a hard time understanding what a “product” is. Believe it or not, it is a real problem for the technology as a thing that exists out in the world that AI companies have decided it’s a thing that should be used by everyone on Earth to do things it’s incapable of doing

Sure we're all clowning on Palmer Luckey for his dumb fucking beard and terrible ideas, but let's not also forget he's inexplicably wearing a shirt with ditto on it.

I think I've told this story here before but I know a lot of the people in too many cooks (it was made in atlanta) and didn't know that it was a thing so the first time it came across my feed unrelated to them when it dropped it was late at night and I thought I was just having a stroke.

Cancel your subscription to this piece of shit newspaper for fascist curious liberals.

introducing Boylatro, Balatro for men

because there's a real difference in people who are food not bombsing in their freetime and redditors

Part of why I get so frustrated with conflating Jewish identity with any nation-state as an American Jew is that the people doing pro-Israel work in the US media are start to finish offputting little freaks who no normal person should talk to. I don't want to be represented by you! You're awful!

i will never forget the people and publications who legitimized this and other/future genocides by calling it simply a “debate”, like it’s normal and ok to argue for the murder, mutilation and starving of children

the critter sale is HERE!!! tea4t.bigcartel.com you could be getting one of these little guys to help raise $ for Southern Equality's Trans Youth Emergency Fund!

went to karaoke last night and a) what a lovely monday night activity and b) god the proclaimers are horny for monogamy

people who grow up Bad Religious and become like, normie Methodists are ime 1000% more normal than people who do Bad Religious to Not God, Aggressively (as someone who grew up Not God, Normal)

urbanism win

Thinking about who I'd be saddest about being milkshake ducked, internet personality wise, and I think honestly the answer is the ASMR Twix lady. I wish her nothing but the best.

normal guy > tilda swinton > lotr elf > scrooge mcduck now I guess?

I'm gonna need Rashida Tlaib to hire a new designer so I don't think I'm getting a hospital bill every time I open an email

zoom's status page is down, rip to their sre team's plans for the day

I did the @caseyjohnston.bsky.social phone lobotomy this weekend, curious to see how it goes. (I did have to reinstall my vacuum cleaner app so that I can find where the vacuum has gotten stuck, which *did* make me feel silly.)

genius.com/Talking-head... shuffle tossing me a thematically appropriate song for the day.

there's something magical about people realizing that roko's basilisk is just pascal's wager for dipshit nerds. like obviously you can just tell them but it's so fun when they do it socratically

Winco rules so hard

i’m losing it

unsurprisingly, if you've ever applied for a job with shopify, you'll note that their application process is cringingly unprofessional

The power of on-screen representation 😻🐈‍⬛

Important note about this breakthrough: Literally would not exist without the kind of Federal support the current administration is slashing. Took 15+ years of research at a federal lab (Lawrence Berkeley) to get this to a point at which private enterprise could take over and make these at scale.

I treasure how much every Ask Polly writer is using literary fiction vocab to describe a series of profoundly dogshit decisions.

Every member of Congress over the age of 60 should pick a young legislator or candidate to mentor and support with the expectation that the mentor leaves office within 5 to 10 years. Stop hoarding power.