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#comic #comics remember where you came from, and be glad ur not there anymore

submitted 14 days ago • 7 comments

learning gendered nouns when it's masculine: "ugh this is so arbitrary n doesn't line up with reality at aaaaaaaallllll" learning gendered nouns when it's feminine: "you're so right, a city *is* a woman"

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

submitted 19 days ago • 11 comments

This is so goddamn funny

submitted 36 days ago • 112 comments

From what I can understand from the text of this bill: Utah’s changing the law to put trans people on the Sex Offender Registry for using public restrooms/changing rooms.

submitted 39 days ago • 6 comments

"I just don't think that's going to happen."

submitted 550 days ago • 73 comments

"lol trump just technically defined all humans as women !!"

submitted 42 days ago • 1 comment

what looney tunes needs is a prequel where bugs bunny confirms elmer fudd & marvin the martian are not on the spectrum before Targeting them

submitted 42 days ago • 197 comments

Yeah that's my nazi rapist friend but don't judge him lol he is neurodivergent, (He starts freaking out and screaming and doing Heil Hitlers) Omg he's stimming ,

submitted 43 days ago • 13 comments

the banning of tiktok is another painful reminder to buy physical copies of your media. i have dozens of dvds of an ai voice reading reddit comments over unrelated minecraft footage.

submitted 44 days ago • 44 comments

An easy block from me is when someone makes a post about a hurricane that hits maga country or a horrible policy happening in a red state and someone goes “they asked for it, they voted for it womp womp” If you say shit like that we are not on the same side sorry

submitted 46 days ago • 51 comments

"I drank them. I drank them all. They're empty, every single one of them. And not just the beers, but the ciders and the vodka, too." - heineken Skywalker

submitted 47 days ago • 13 comments

crazy that caucasians will make fun of black and brown peoples names when white people named not one but two boys "john jacob jingleheimer schmidt"

submitted 47 days ago • 1 comment

got me and my wifes anniverseary mixed up with 9/11 again. in my defense the numbers are kind o f close together. "Im sorry Toots"

submitted 52 days ago • 132 comments

wendy's cashier: will that be all? me: i think so. we just close our eyes for the last time and we're gone. but it doesn't have to be sad. it's like before you were born. we don't miss those who haven't happened yet. we don't feel their absence wendy's cashier: mothers do. i do

submitted 53 days ago • 15 comments

english peasant turned longbow-man at agincourt, walking over 6,000 dead french aristocrats: yeah this is probably the funniest thing that's ever happened

submitted 53 days ago • 38 comments

“In order to shoot off one email per week for a year, ChatGPT would use up 27 liters of water, or about one-and-a-half jugs… that means if one in 10 U.S. residents—16 million people—asked ChatGPT to write an email a week, it’d cost more than 435 million liters of water.”

submitted 54 days ago • 124 comments

if u get a bingo on this """boy""" do i have news for u ;)

submitted 54 days ago • 0 comments

[trying not to sound jealous of my friend's stigmata] whoaaa awesome

submitted 54 days ago • 3 comments

oh right

submitted 56 days ago • 10 comments

if he does this i’m deadnaming the hell out of it

submitted 56 days ago • 295 comments

all these terrorists threatening trump and the people trying to assassinate trump are trump supporters and this is a sign that social media rot brought out by the extremism of elon musk is infesting the rightwing mind in a way no ones truly grappled with yet

submitted 61 days ago • 131 comments

Going viral is sort of like staring directly at the sun in that the more you do it, the easier it gets but to your extreme detriment

submitted 65 days ago • 25 comments

Me when I have a problem

submitted 69 days ago • 1 comment

me liking every positive post about luigi mangione that comes on my timeline

submitted 71 days ago • 262 comments

when a police man says hes going to give you a hot meal that means hell shoot you. the hot meal is a bullet. they call it Police mans dinner

submitted 71 days ago • 87 comments

i do think that, given enough time, i could have come up with Shadow the Hedgehog

submitted 72 days ago • 9 comments

they literally could not make him look cooler if they tried

submitted 75 days ago • 9 comments

It should be a capital crime to force me to see a Cybertruck at any time of the day

submitted 75 days ago • 0 comments

oh, the bill? do worry about paying. we got you uncovered. your money's so good here. it's off the house

submitted 82 days ago • 48 comments

The only way to save ourselves is to save each other The only way they stay in power is by keeping us at each other’s throats instead of theirs

submitted 83 days ago • 9 comments

reviewing the unabomber's manifesto on goodreads and giving it a 4/5 is so fucking funny man

submitted 85 days ago • 31 comments

Using my free will to prevent myself from getting 8 hours of sleep

submitted 89 days ago • 27 comments

the left needs to stop making fun of the united health CEOs assassination, you might alienate the crucial health insurance billionaire voting demographic

submitted 90 days ago • 94 comments

How I would feel speaking about my dad dying if he was the CEO of united healthcare

submitted 90 days ago • 47 comments

Online leftists say things like “Passing Medicare for all? That pales in comparison to my plan, assassinating the ceo of United healthcare,” and then not assassinate the ceo of United healthcare. This tweet has been deleted.

submitted 90 days ago • 9 comments

just saw wicked and they have ariana grande doing whiteface???? kinda problematic

submitted 90 days ago • 0 comments