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If you ever feel stupid at your job, just remember: two of my coworkers were arguing about how to use the > and < signs. We’re all scientists.

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I plugged in a light in one outlet and it shorted out my lamp…in the other outlet across the room??? What kind of Willy Wonka ass wiring does this apartment have???

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I've been quiet on some of the Switch pricing stuff in part because Sony will never skip a "hold my beer" moment to take some heat off of whatever Nintendo is doing wrong. Anyway

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Apparently Adobe popped to Bluesky like a flower in Spring. And then ended like that.

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@jonbois.bsky.social is this watching baseball?

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I love this set in my collection showing that magic moment when a cat sees you and decides to come visit. ✨

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They put him in charge of security (and nap time).

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I never really could get into baseball, but I went to a Reds game today and I saw Elly de la Cruz hit a grand slam and now I’m just like. Holy shit. I get it now. I so get it.

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I’ve reached the important milestone of “first stress dream featuring my new apartment as the setting”

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Me too my boy, me too 💀

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hillbilly is short for hilliam william. not many people know this

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I made this for my Bluesky header and it fuckign cropped it weird so you can’t read it. I am so emotionally devastated. Please cherish the fruits of my labor because the profile header certainly doesn’t

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Instead of cable sports desperately trying to make people care about the UFL, they should put that energy into broadcasting and boosting women’s football, instead. Did you know that the WFA (Women’s Football Alliance) has 60 teams and 3 divisions? You probably didn’t, because no one broadcasts it!

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By 2030 there will be a viral Youtube video exposing the Fetch app as a scam and I will be the smuggest lil bitch on the planet about it lmao

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Laugh about the absurdity of cutting cafeteria employees and medics now, but keep in mind that this is very clearly the White House’s first step at turning the DOD into the US’s Wermacht. This is the first step to a Greenland/Canada Blitzkrieg. We should not be fucking laughing about this.

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Dewott using scalchops :3

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the Mary Poppins fandom is dying repost if you’re a real Popper

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I went down a rabbit hole into the "physical Switch 2 games cost $90" claim and found a self-feeding cycle of misinformation that speaks to how Google is making us all dumber. www.digitaltrends.com/gaming/no-sw...

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Whoever decided to call it El Niño and La Niña instead of normal descriptive names should be hanged for their crimes

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Is this the new loss.jpg?

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working in pediatrics ER me: …and what brings you here today? kid: mom: go on honey you can tell the doctor kid: i keep eating cookies till i throw up mom: ok for the record that’s not why we are here but that is a problem

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My very first pixel art from 2017 vs my most recent from a week ago #pixelart #art #aseprite #space

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The most corrupt administration in American history wants you to look the other way from this. We can't. We need answers.

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You mean to tell me they used to bring milk to your door every day like it was the morning paper? You didn’t have to go to the store and navigate the maze of a Kroger Marketplace every single week just so you can eat a bowl of cereal? Man that must’ve been wild

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Spoiler: It is absolutely market manipulation

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Is this anything

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I can’t believe how well delivery apps work in big cities. Like I deadass thought they were a scam until I moved here lmao

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I relate to Ethan from Unus Annus because I too would buy a bucket of crayfish completely unprompted

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Bruh

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Do birds understand just how much of a flex it is that they can sit on a power line without dying

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A reminder that if the government can send migrants to a prison camp without any due process, it can send U.S. citizens there, too. I know because this happened to me and my family in 1942.

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Not-so-friendly reminder that a 90-day pause is not the same thing as reversing a decision. He’s still planning to enact worldwide tariffs ya dingus.

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Trump is creating giant market fluctuations with his on-again, off-again tariffs. These constant gyrations in policy provide dangerous opportunities for insider trading. 🧵

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“Why has no one killed him already?” Because JD Farce is worse. As an Ohioan I cannot stress enough that he’s worse.

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They say “you wouldn’t download a car”, but they highly underestimate how much I hate car salesmen

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Remember when I had major surgery on my dominant hand during the height of the plague? Lol good times

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Have we considered enlisting Hillary Duff to make a PSA on the resurgence of the r-slur? I’m not even joking a little tiny bit.

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Target lost $1 billion since they lost their spine. I could not be happier.

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