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everyone seeing how when you takeaway the DEI the planes start falling out of the sky

cant babe, minecraft

when can we expect all those "good guys with guns" to take on the tyrannical government they were warning us about?

The student athlete -> good college -> taking over dad’s business pipeline is late stage American capitalisms version of bread and circuses and I will not take criticism about this at this time.

has anyone heard from drake after the grammys bc if I tried to claim that a diss track against me was not as popular as the media was trying to make it seem and then that diss track won 5 grammys and an ENTIRE room of my most talented peers were singing it loudly, I'd go into HIDING FOREVER

$135,116.71 raised. 3 days. Amazing times. Thanks for Ripping 4 Good.

As I head home after landing in Denver, my heart is full of hope. There is good, despite the times. We can be a force that changes the world and fights back against the darkness. Thank you to every friend, viewer, and donator. Special thanks to @chris.neatdu.de , love ya bro, Pokémon Bois for life 🫡

RIPPIN 4' GOOD DAY 2 $100K?! twitch.tv/chrismelberger

Rippin 4 Good Day 2 is a GOOO WE HITTING 100k today or what?? 🚨LIVE🚨 twitch.tv/chrismelberger

Fields of Mistria is Twitch's Wholesome Game of the Year! We are so grateful for all the streamers who shared Mistria with their communities and everyone who tuned in for some cozy fun! 💜

forget game theory, is anyone working on nachos theory

It’s 1 am on a Friday and I’m about to play WoW alone in my apartment and finish watching Arcane oh god I’m never gonna be cool

Pouring one out for my bar regular who died yesterday 🍻

Getting ahead of things by taking an Imodium before we leave for the restaurant

ITS STARDEW SUNDAY👨‍🌾👩‍🌾 Were back to the modded farm as me and Gillian explore Ridgeside, SDVE, and base game for some fun times 🚨LIVE NOW🚨 twitch.tv/chrispygameplay

turning the washing machine setting to Chapstick

Your trans friends warned you about the resurgence of anti-trans rhetoric. The only reason it was being kept at bay was a perceived social backlash/alienation. Now with a right wing controlled media, people are realizing they can be shitty w no consequences. Keep fighting.

People keep trying to defend Balatro’s legitimacy in being nominated for The Game Awards, but that misses the larger point that The Game Awards are deeply embarrassing and you don’t need to care about that.

Also fyi since my October was deleted by election stress I’ll be doing a little trick or treating for Thanksgiving this year, so if I show up at your door with an empty plate just whack some mashed potatoes or stuffing on there for me okay? No need to be weird about it.

SURPRISE WERE IN TWITCH RIVALS TONIGHT! Teaming up w/ @firedragon764.bsky.social , @hiitseggs.bsky.social , and Jack The Bus for some Family Game Night! 🚨Live Now🚨 twitch.tv/chrispygameplay

The first dude to figure out how to roast meat over a fire must have gotten SO many babes. Imagine you are a cavebabe and all the cavemen are just gnawing on raw meat, except this one dude who is out there making rotisserie chickens. Who are you going to go for?

Just realized for the first time in my life I live in a red state. TRAGEDY.

Just want a man to love me the way a suburban midwestern white family loves the never ending pasta bowl

sure, let me just consult the ancient tome [opens a cheesecake factory menu to page 47]

uncle are you okay? you’ve barely alienated three or more people at the family function

Roll her a blunt and kiss her on her forehead

saving for later, since we STILL have have the ability to save posts, bluesky pls 😭🙏

Are we really supposed to be able to concentrate on anything at this point. Like, are you shitting me, my liege

tom nook standing at my door when i refuse to pay my loans

A dub a day keeps the fort shakes away Playing some Fortnite, then some Webfishing?? Idk lets VIBE, im beat today LMAO 😴 🚨LIVE NOW🚨 twitch.tv/chrispygameplay

LAST MARCH OF THE ENT MAKES ME ✨WEEP✨

4 your of partnership reached. Thank you all for everyone who has supported me. And thank you to the community that made it possible through all the ups, downs, and huge miletones. This upcoming year is my 8th on Twitch, and were just getting started <3

The Onion be spot-on

🚨4TH PARTNERVERSARY EVENT🚨 Tomorrow, November 18th 9am MT FUN DAY OF VIBES AND GOOFS 😏 twitch.tv/chrispygameplay

parasocial friendship with my tattoo artists where i'm just crying because everything they draw is cool and i want to give them all of my money

THE MOST WONDERFUL TIME OF THE YEAR HAS COME AROUND ONCE MORE

Trying to find a happy medium between not knowing anything that's happening in the world and being pissed off all the time

MIKE YOU GOT 32 OF THEM THANGS IN YO MOUTH AND YOU AINT USE NOT ONE????? NOT EVEN A NIBBLE????

server: this steak is my favorite, it's dry aged for over eighteen---- matt gaetz: [spits it out]

nothing feels more disrespectful than when a game autosaves right before a suspiciously empty room.