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ericvanaerde.bsky.social
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check this shit out motherfucker (i impose tariffs on every country in the world and tank the economy, its not clear what kind of move i was trying to do)

i love seeing a million posts like "it's funny that he is suffering" and not only do we all know who he is but we all want the same thing. like who's the pronoun now dipshit

hard to believe an elon musk product fell apart and exploded at the finish line

Trump 2 destroys america but everyone else in the world looks at us and gets their shit together because of it is not the worst option on the table by a long shot

every MLB opening day I like to reflect on some of the lessons baseball teaches us about life, like how it's a miserable grinding slog that almost always ends in meaningless failure, and even your attempt to endeavor it is something most people will never have the time or inclination to care about

One more sleep until baseball. The eternal sleep. Death. Baseball is Hell. War is Hell. Baseball is War.

“We are currently clean on OPSEC” accidentally sent to a journalist is an all time classic.

Becoming a “thank you for your service” guy for a car dealership is the logical endpoint of American conservatism

wishing I also had a group chat with the boys where we plan and scheme

The only fair way to handle this is to appoint a team of teenagers to tear this company limb from limb until we find out what kind of financial damage they are hiding and where

I like how he implies that previously people only liked Tesla because they were programmed to

Tesla Model 3 crushed by an Olmec statue By Mexican sculptor @chavismarmol.bsky.social

if this is accurate, someone needs to do a wellness check on Poilievre

Groimes moi stock's crishin

I see the phrase "competitive authoritarianism" thrown around a lot on here and while that may be descriptive of the moment we're in I cannot stress enough that you should never say that phrase to a normal voter and instead just say Trump's trying to be king.

Fuck the USA 🖕🖕🖕 piece of shit country

old Soviet joke for our times: Guy stops by the newsstand every day, scans the front page, doesn’t buy the paper. One day the vendor asks what he’s up to. Guy says: “looking for an obituary.” Vendor says “those are towards the back of the paper, comrade.” Guy says: “not the one I’m looking for.”

I can't believe it didn't work when we formed unions and killed the evil people in charge. Hold on. I'm being told in my ear that what we tried was "Not going on Amazon for 1 day"