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Liberals, elect me President and I will be your retribution. Nazis will be dragged from their homes and executed in the streets

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Apropos of nothing, does anyone in Boston have a Cybertruck I can borrow for a few hours?

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Elect me President and I will execute everyone responsible for this using Presidential Immunity™

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Boerligarch

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The Marketplace of Ideas™ is a market. Ideas that suck and kill people and do nothing good eventually stop getting shelf space at the market. That's just how markets work. It's not censorship, you whiny babies.

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This is my platform. Erin 2028.

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I'm the only 2028 Democratic Presidential nominee willing to say both of their politics sucked. They were both failures. And both of them delivered us trump.

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I am running for President in 2028. This is not a joke. I will fire Kash Patel at 12:01pm on January 20, 2029. I will then use Presidential Immunity™ to permanently ensure he is never again a threat to America.

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96.2% of Senate Republicans voted to confirm Kash Patel. The other 3.8% would have if it mattered. There are no good Republicans. I will dispense with all of them when I'm President.

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Maybe I'm cynical, but I don't think a once-monthly YouTube show on a channel no one has heard of is going to move the needle

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Whoever told JD Vance to grow a beard is the greatest political mind of our generation

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the whole 2020-2024 era of “dems shouldnt aggressively use the levers of power bc then republicans will do the same thing when theyre elected” sure looks dumb as dog shit right now huh

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I don't think we should poll Republicans about stuff anymore. They have bad brain and always support the right wing position 90-10

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Riley Gaines is a uniquely pathetic loser. That's all you need to know about her.

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I am running for President in 2028. This is not a joke. I will not hire anyone who worked for either administration.

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Calling Hakeem Jeffries and spending 8 minutes schooling an intern about much he sucks is a pretty cathartic way to start a Wednesday

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Sprite contains more juice than Hakeem Jeffries

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Neither Jeffries nor Scummer have ever named a single non-maga Republican in the current Congress. There are no good Republicans.

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This is true, because the media would have talked about it constantly. 4 months in, Kamala would announce a tax credit for Pell Grant recipients with at least 3 children who purchase at least 2 but fewer than 5 dozen eggs per month.

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Democrats should highlight every right-wing pedophile arrest. They happen daily. Highlight how there are thousands of photos of Republicans with pedophiles. MTG printed a poster of Hunter's cock. Decorum is dead.

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The actual problem is language-policing-policing. It's Jonathan Chait/Haidt-types writing books and dozens of op-eds about it. Have you ever actually heard someone say 'chestfeeding' or are you just imagining they do because a Jonathan screeched about it?

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Obama's formula was to have a beer summit with a cop and the guy he ratially profiled and the right LOST THEIR FUCKING MINDS.

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NYT: Musk Announces Bold Plan to Increase Desirability of America

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Harlan Crow

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Hakeem Juiceless

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In early May 2024, Cuellar was indicted on money laundering, bribery and conspiracy charges by a federal grand jury in Houston, Texas. He is alleged to have accepted nearly $600,000 from Azerbaijan and a Mexican commercial bank in order to influence U.S. policy.

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He who saves 15% or more by switching to Geico does not violate any law

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Let’s see what motivates this guy to join DOG…oh

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I hope it's clear that place names are not broadly to for grabs depending on who wins an election, idiot. The Atlantic deserves all the hate it gets.

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