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I'm running for President in 2028. This is not a joke. Ask me about my platform, specifically my plans for using Presidential Immunity™ to solve America's problems
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So they did a kidnapping on video in front of hundreds of witnesses and a bunch of politicians and cops?
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Do you have a plan for how to pay for it once federal Medicaid funding is eliminated?
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NPR moving to the right to appease the right will not appease the right. You will lose your audience and the right will still hate you and call you liberal.
Be better.
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You should call Ed Martin a dick. Tell him to "get fucked," or to "eat shit." Swear more. They hate it.
And to his other point, Congress voted to remove metal detectors and allow guns on the floor of the house, so that's all kosher too under the law.
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www.youtube.com/shorts/71pCB...
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Losing your country to dudes in Hugo Boss would suck but losing it to bunch of broccoli hair losers and a dipshit in fucking capris is far more embarrassing
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Everyone knows the 14th Amendment says "subject to the jurisdiction of." What my theory presupposes is, what if it didn't?
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Have you tried punching? You should try punching. Punch some people. Hard. And then keep doing it.
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Good job swearing. Democrats should swear more. You can say fuck too if you want.
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Get your most virulent bacteria, go to Congress, and open the jars in front of several Republican congresspeople
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He has never identified a single "good Republican" currently serving in Congress
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Fuck him up, Pat
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This is the Simpsons joke I think about more than any other. It's also perhaps my dad's favorite Simpsons joke
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Are you unironically defending the Congressional Kente cloth kneeling stunt? That shit sucked and everyone hated it.
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Getting [checks notes] hundreds of views. And [checks notes] ones is likes
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I bet ChatGPT wrote the speech.
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If there were Moderate Republicans in the Senate, they'd speak out against this. They're silent, because they don't exist.
Appealing to the moderate Republicans and asking them to be good HAS NEVER WORKED. BECAUSE THEY ARE NOT GOOD PEOPLE. THERE ARE NO GOOD REPUBLICANS.
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There are no moderate Republicans in the Senate. And if there are, the MAGA death threats prevent them from acting on their moderateness.
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Their argument boils down to "The 14A says 'subject to jurisdiction of, but what if instead, it said 'gave allegiance to'?"
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Seems important to point out that the 14A says 'subject to jurisdiction' not 'given allegiance,' so this whole argument is irrelevant and stupid
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Is it a sauce or a powder?