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Nerd and bibliophile. Here for the art and cat pictures.
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Today, on Shirley Jackson’s birthday, let’s all marvel at one of the greatest opening paragraphs ever written (from THE HAUNTING OF HILL HOUSE)

brb rewriting all my villains to make them more blatantly evil

Hear me out, still unsanitary but *infinitely* funnier if you replaced the titles with Julius Caesar biographies

Graphic Design is not my passion!! I'll be at ALA this coming weekend at E16!! Check me out, I'll be in a TWST rally and DandaDan! #animelosangeles #ALA20 #mha #twst #dandadan #artistalley #pokemon #jjk gawd all the tags i like a lot of stuff okay

He's hiring a ship He's packing his cloak He's moving to England To follow some bloke Dracula is coming to town

This year, to save me from tears I'll use the Eye of Ra to create people 🎶

🐘 New week? … I’m ready-ish 🐘 Today’s #ElephantOfTheDay is from @strawberrynarwhal.bsky.social 💚 #wildlife #photography #elephant #elephants #africa

Me: What do I have to do to get seen by a doctor? Doctor: Be patient.

Slidy cats 😂😂

I misread this as Megalopolis at first and her expression still holds true. Yes, I know Megalopolis supposedly features dialogue but maybe it would be better without audio.

Happy Turkey Day, this novel is currently my life rn.

Enzo is too relatable

I still demand the Christmas Season (TM) cede its mid-November aggression, but learning there is a Terry Pratchett holiday story I haven't read did put me in a more festive mood. #GNUTerryPratchett terrypratchett.com/arnold-the-b...

This is Archie. He said he was a chiropractor as a joke. This guy believed him and now he's in too deep. 13/10 really committed to the bit

Me, browsing through new picture books: Huh, that looks like something out of a danmei cover... Me: .............waitasec

Also: If you don't have money to buy my (or anyone's) books, and you live in the anglosphere, before you pirate them, try to get them from your local library instead. They have it or can get it, they pay for the books, and in many places writers get paid for their books being lent. Everyone wins!

But orange you glad I didn't say banana?

Everyone on this site has a library card

Finished "The Information: a history, a theory, a flood" and it's funny how author Gleick undercuts one mathematician's ego posturing. But his name is Norbert Wiener, this guy desperately needs whatever cred he can get.

Just finished the #ONEOKROCK concert and their new song is fire. I heard "supernova" and wished it could be made a #LAGalaxy fight song

Bluesky is funny because I can’t recall any other platform where its growth is explicitly tied to the collective hate for one person.