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espressothegoat.bsky.social
🔞 No minors allowed! 🔞 ☕🐐 // NSFW artist and coffee addict // 26 // He/They // Queer // In an open relationship // Goat furry // Latex enjoyer Links and commission info: https://elliotthegoat.carrd.co/ Commissions open! (1 / 5)
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Ughh... place I got referred to doesn't take outside referrals, not that they planned to tell me that. So now I'm back to square one as far as ADHD meds goes. This is annoying.

hi yes I would like one job please

I haven't had the energy to draw the last few days, so I've been working on some minis. This weird Pathfinder kill team is slowly coming together after like two years. #MiniPainting

Every ounce of skill leaving my body the moment I try a rank up challenge in splatoon

Hey everyone! Just wanted to mention I do #graphicdesign commissions! You can check out examples of banners I make and get them yourself on my Ko-Fi! They start at $45 and really help make your channel or bluesky page stand out! All the support is appreciated! #commissionsopen ko-fi.com/c/dbcc3027f2

Anyway don't mind me, I'll be back to posting furry porn soon-ish.

Update on this: The therapist I contacted has agreed to help me for $165 a session, and if I can get that money by next week, I can have my first (Very needed) appointment within it. Please consider helping out if you’ve enjoyed my art; This will help me stay alive to make more of it ❤️

Alright, I've been stuck on this question for a bit so I'm crowdsourcing: For furry stories where humans don't exist, how would you reword ideas like "human nature" or "humanity"?

When I made their mother's infidelity and the fallout from it a key plot point in Hazel and Elliot's backstory, I wasn't expecting it to be so... prophetic? So that's weird.

Went outside for 2 minutes to prime a mini and my legs are completely covered in mosquito bites.

Sorry if I seem... off. Dealing with some family stuff. I don't wanna go into much detail, but I will say that my mother is a lying, manipulative bitch who's getting exactly what she deserves.

Sometimes you get exactly what you ask for! Lovely scene by, and featuring @espressothegoat.bsky.social 10/10 best barista will get "caffeinated" (or more like... caprinated har har) again! Go give the artist some love, they need it <3

For 500 followers do I draw a bukkake scene or do I do one of those arts where the middle 0 is replaced with hole? Asking for a friend. (Thanks for 500, y'all!)

Commissions are still open for June! I haven't had any takers yet, so there's plenty of slots. Info: elliotthegoat.carrd.co#commissions #CommsOpen #FurryArtist #NSFWArtist

I got an email saying my doctor is "processing" my ADHD referral, but it's been like a week and a half since then and no more info, so... bleh. I was hoping this would be quick.

i'm having a lot of fun drawing each character :>!

I found a page that talks about advanced VRC animation controllers, and I swear this stuff feels like cursed knowledge. But if I have to use weird devil magic to smoothly transition a value from A to B, so be it...

It doesn't work as smoothly as I hoped because VRChat doesn't seem to like updating parameters faster than once per second, buuuut... that this is even possible is pretty cool.

Taking another crack at making a VRChat avatar for my splatoon OC, and using it as an excuse to try out a bunch of crazy ideas. Do I *need* to be able to shoot a tri-stringer with game-accurate sfx and behavior? No. Am I trying to put that together anyway? Yes.

Latex pinup comm for @tropicalgryphon.sheath.church! #FurryArt #Latex #CommsOpen

Latex pinup comm for @tropicalgryphon.sheath.church! #FurryArt #Latex #CommsOpen

Vintage #FurryArt #NSFW #CommsOpen

A shiny pin-up commission featuring @n9843-ad.bsky.social's Numbers. #Latex #FurryArt #CommsOpen

Lemon used Splash. It's super effective! Commission for @cringefailfurry.bsky.social featuring their hybrid pokesona! #FurryArt #NSFW #CommsOpen

Looks like @squawk-the-jay.bsky.social wants you to join him at the bar. #FurryArt #Commission #NSFW

Warmth Commission for the lovely @marcl-e.bsky.social! #FurryArt

Giveaway art for @gusta.one! This outfit was a given, I think. #FurryArt

Careful when cracking jokes at the Five Bucks Café! You might accidentally order something off the secret menu… Commission for @kumagoro.art! #FurryArt #NSFW #CommsOpen (repost again cos wrong tag aaaaa)

bugs when you lift up a rock 🐞

See a butt, post a butt #FurryArt

Reward for anonymous!

I still think Parallel Canon is one of the most creative bosses Splatoon ever came up with. It has so many Implications™ Can you tell I wanted to play Splatoon but nintendo switch online is down?

HOW DID I MISS THE SPLATOON SPINOFF THING WHAT

I wanna meet whoever decided hunting for jobs should be this hellish so I can punch them in the face.

You know what they say about 20 bucks

I'm gonna be an absolute WHORE on VRChat and I will make it EVERYONE'S problem Model by @galileogb.bsky.social