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my braintabs are alternating between dressed as goblins and we like to party

All men are kings

The Hunt is On Via TextsFromSuperheroes.com

Ebenholz also speaks.

Thanks to the internet we finally acknowledged what retention chains were used for.

New Study Finds Human Beings Were Never Meant To Wake Up From Sleep theonion.com/new-stu...

i am fairly certain i dream while i sleep. though i rarely remember them. though last night i had a dream i remember in perfect clarity. was going for a shower. water was already running, steaming up the bathroom. as i go to step in, i see donut sitting in the shower.

i would like to delete my sinuses

brain is so much pain, sinus fucking hurts. jsut don't want to exists

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THIS

every time i go to vet, it's like 95% dog and 3 cat.

jokes on you, can't lose an hour of sleep if you just don't sleep.

Magical Girl with a Gun

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should have called out again today

The Swiss have loved all-in-one blades since at least the 15th century.

It's important to stretch. TextsFromSuperheroes.com

The Immortals Have Seen It All Via TextsFromSuperheroes.com

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new thing!

if I had to choose between my regular multiday migraines or a sinus infection, I'd rather the migraines. at least then I can breathe

fuxk you sinus. i just want to breathe normally

i would like to go to ded now, please and thank you

have smol shelter for strays on portch. didn't check if occupied as i didn't want to scare off. also snow covered car.

To many words to say ✨❤️ Thanks 2024!

i could be at home, playing satisfactory. where at least my stuff is running efficiently. .... when i have it built.

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So Taquito was a very skittish kitten and wasn't really a fan of being touched by humans for many years. despite me raising her from birth. That being said, while she wouldn't let me come up and start petting her most of the time, she would come up and demand pats and let me pet her.

So.... got a text message little after 2pm tell me to call my housemate asap. I do so. neighbor found taquito between our houses unable to move her hind legs, they brought her inside and contacted housemate. naturally I left work went home grabbed carrier and then went and got her.

Obsidian: Avowed (fantasy RPG) comes out in February. Oh yeah, and we're releasing Outer Worlds 2 (satirical sci-fi RPG shooter) in 2025, too! Bethesda, maker of The Elder Scrolls (Fantasy RPG) and Fallout (Satirical sci-fi RPG shooter): Game hard, want Skyrim again?