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Maybe I wasn’t clear about this. I wanted more egg and no plane crash, not many plane crash and no egg.

submitted 5 days ago • 609 comments

The vet said my cat is spoiled "even for a cat". I don't think he meant this as a compliment but I'm taking it as one anyway

submitted 9 days ago • 21 comments

My friend said she and her mom agreed not to speak Spanish to each other in public anymore. Oh man, that hit hard. I’m so sorry this is who we’ve become.

submitted 9 days ago • 986 comments

🥰🥰🥰

submitted 9 days ago • 2 comments

Meta Just Laid Off 3,600 People with nothing but a cold, soulless email. No matter how loyal you are, they can drop you tomorrow. So, take your damn vacations. If your kids are sick, be there for them. No matter how hard you grind or how dedicated you are, these companies aren’t loyal to you.

submitted 11 days ago • 42 comments

In two years, this man has gone from saying he's too old to show his tits, to doing a topless scene, and reading porn written about his characters on a live zoom call. I love this for him.

submitted 11 days ago • 9 comments

I thought the lady at the pharmacy was going to ask me to join their rewards program, but she said, "Enjoy your day," and I said, "not today, thanks" and left.

submitted 11 days ago • 33 comments

Amazing parenting.

submitted 10 days ago • 146 comments

i am being better about talking to people (good) but now i’m constantly worried that everyone finds me annoying & hates me (not great)

submitted 12 days ago • 3 comments

Fun fact: Cynthia Erivo is now the fifth Black actress to be nominated more than once for acting. The others are: Whoopi Goldberg Viola Davis Octavia Spencer Angela Bassett Erivo is the only one of the group who got both nominations in Lead, though. And this is technically her third nom.

submitted 14 days ago • 7 comments

I love the detail in Severence where Patricia Arquette has a really crappy old little car. Obvs the show is full of retro tech but it really does emphasize that she's in this job for the love of the game (ie. being a cultist) rather than the managerial salary.

submitted 13 days ago • 5 comments

The horrors persist but so do-- wait, is that another horror? there are more horrors? Anyhow like i was saying, the horrors persist but HOLY SHIT MORE HORRORS? WTF MAN

submitted 13 days ago • 44 comments

Hey superbowl director, fyi I don’t wanna see Rupert Murdoch onscreen unless he’s literally dying, hopefully in a humiliating, karmically appropriate way

submitted 13 days ago • 276 comments

Parrots having a play time

submitted 13 days ago • 97 comments

Standing before me was death but I'd never been so happy

submitted 13 days ago • 6 comments

The #burving prequel au exists in my heart

submitted 13 days ago • 1 comment

Having to fight Elon Musk at DOGE before we’ve even battled Trump feels like having to defeat the forces of Saruman first at Helm’s Deep.

submitted 16 days ago • 546 comments

don’t you hate it when you’re reaching for a bag of salad in the produce aisle and accidentally walk over to the bakery and eat an entire sheet cake

submitted 16 days ago • 219 comments

It goes hard, I must have it

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

I think i have an explanation for what’s going on in America…

submitted 17 days ago • 44 comments

My cat has learned that there are buttons on his electronic food dispenser that dispenses the food automatically. But they are locked. So I just heard it announce “buttons locked” for the 17th time and looked over my shoulder to find my cat with his paw on the button, staring at me expectantly.

submitted 18 days ago • 21 comments

You know, when the bloke who plays you in a biopic about your life no longer wants to have any kind of association with you, it should be apparent to you that you’re an irrevocable cunt.

submitted 18 days ago • 7 comments

Whatever helps you get through the hard days 🌈

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments

The leopards are absolutely stuffed. Just gorged out of their minds on all the delicious faces, food coma imminent, napping leopards soon to be everywhere

submitted 19 days ago • 56 comments

The takeover of Twitter was a preview of what we're all living with now and a stark example of why you can't let any one person have too much money: they go insane and make themselves everybody's problem

submitted 19 days ago • 587 comments

“Howard Huge he was not,” Bette Davis said of Howard Hughes in the burn of the century.

submitted 18 days ago • 1 comment

if the president can say “i don’t like the department of energy,” and within a week it’s closed, then the constitution means nothing, and the president’s entire claim to power is the loyalty of the military. either he is constrained by the constitution or he’s a dictator, there isn’t a middle ground

submitted 18 days ago • 148 comments

Listen to me y’all: Always fit a protein into your depression meals. ALWAYS Plant-based, animal, idc. Your brain NEEDS protein to deal with what you are dealing with If you are dealing with triggers & traumas, put a protein in all your meals to reduce the cortisol (stress hormone) in your body

submitted 21 days ago • 72 comments

Hex upon all companies who ghost ppl after job interviews. Its 2025, you could literally just shoot ppl a “we decided to go in a different direction, thank you for meeting with us and best of luck” text. Fuck you the job was prob gon’ be some bullshit anyway. hex upon yeeeeeee!!!!

submitted 23 days ago • 0 comments

A sprightly little ditty to start your February 2025 with: youtu.be/bWXazVhlyxQ

submitted 22 days ago • 143 comments

Wall St not happy with tariffs...

submitted 21 days ago • 45 comments

Food is not a drug. Food is a nutrient You are craving something not because it’s pathological & needs to be corrected You are craving something because your body is dysregulated & needs something Sugar and carbs give you dopamine, feed your critical thinking, & boosts mood

submitted 22 days ago • 13 comments

It's really dystopian to see how digitizing everything, which was supposed to keep records safe, is instead being used to quickly purge information. We should have known I guess, but cripes.

submitted 23 days ago • 91 comments

Well, I was gonna complain, but HELLO, FEBRUARY!

submitted 22 days ago • 2 comments

In case you need it, here is Freya looking triumphant after she ate a spider that crawled out of my Bikini Kill tote bag

submitted 22 days ago • 1056 comments

it’s going to be the best day in decades when he dies

submitted 22 days ago • 767 comments

while The Horrors persist, let us celebrate less horrors overall…. because all three mega fires in Los Angeles are finally 100% contained!!

submitted 22 days ago • 133 comments

We should have known the end was nigh when Nicole Kidman could no longer get a halfway decent wig in a major motion picture.

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

Emilia Perez is so bad that it will do irreparable damage to the Oscars if it wins a single thing. Truly a completely sham that the voters should be embarrassed about.

submitted 22 days ago • 5 comments

The USA has had two major plane crashes in the last 4 days. The USA had previously not suffered a major plane crash for 16 years. ‘DEI’ programs have existed for decades. So what was it that changed in the last 14 days or so to suddenly cause so many crashes?

submitted 22 days ago • 1401 comments

Distinctive features of a harpy eagle

submitted 24 days ago • 365 comments

Suboptimal…

submitted 24 days ago • 13 comments

When my cat puts her paw on top of my hand, it really makes up for a lot of the stuff she’s done 🥹

submitted 23 days ago • 14 comments

Dog snoring: adorable Husband snoring: unacceptable

submitted 23 days ago • 32 comments