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submitted 4 days ago • 30 comments

flood watch on my wedding day means the river is so happy that it wants to join the party btw

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

actually rain on my wedding day is good because it means god is crying tears of jealousy that i’m off the market

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

imagining 2 bros getting married to each other and their vows are like you are my world…no homo haha . the sun shines only for you….. or whatever lol (dapping tenderly)

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

the first guy who did a clay mask was probably just being silly and goofing around. but then the next day his friend was like “bro wait your skin is looking amazing. you’re literally glowing dude. looking straight up lustrous” and so now we have an 8 quadrillion dollar cosmetic industry

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

“you should have a choice” means “we get to choose for you”

submitted 17 days ago • 691 comments

Poisoning the air of a Black community for a fucking chatbot.

submitted 27 days ago • 148 comments

At least 27 are dead in Missouri in Kentucky after severe weather alerts were delayed overnight because of DOGE cuts. www.mesoscalenews.com/p/tornado-wa...

submitted 19 days ago • 290 comments

as @beyerstein.bsky.social’s quote here notes, “be nice to antivaxxers” has not worked.

submitted 25 days ago • 48 comments

I was panicked that my 7-year-old might freak out during the face melting scene in Indiana Jones but she said "I guess he shouldn't have opened that" as seriously as possible and I've been crying laughing for 10 minutes

submitted 27 days ago • 186 comments

I cannot express to you how much teaching this past semester broke me. What was a trickle is now overwhelming

submitted 30 days ago • 8 comments

applying for jobs again

submitted 32 days ago • 147 comments

I care less about Signal chats and more about the blacksite offshore concentration camps we're sending random people to without any semblance of a trial, so I'll be interested to see if the national media can rub their bellies and pat their heads at the same time this week. Historically they can't.

submitted 46 days ago • 688 comments

can’t stand it always being now. sometimes i wish it was then !

submitted 54 days ago • 0 comments

we are living in fascism right now

submitted 55 days ago • 134 comments

hate that i have to listen to the news on my days off

submitted 56 days ago • 0 comments

live forever??? no thanks buddy! i’m just gonna keep a low profile until im 200 or so and see what happens

submitted 57 days ago • 0 comments

oh, well goodness me sorry

submitted 60 days ago • 0 comments

The maternal mortality rate rose in Texas 33% since they banned abortion.

submitted 73 days ago • 6 comments

lmao

submitted 75 days ago • 105 comments

interesting how some people thought fancy LLMs would mean software engineers won’t have to work as hard because all this new tooling would make regular work easy. in reality, me and most of my peers are being pushed harder than ever right now — and there’s still no path into tech for junior devs 🫤

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submitted 78 days ago • 26 comments

A friend drove two hours today for her breast cancer chemotherapy only to learn it was canceled due to NIH cuts. Clinical trial ended midstream. No treatment, no restart, no plan, no information. Her bro-in-law's chemo was also canceled.

submitted 77 days ago • 1654 comments

Le Monde reporting that a French scientist traveling to Houston to attend a conference was denied entry to US after a search of his phone & computer revealed messages critical of Trump's science cuts, "which [says CPB] conveyed hatred of Trump & could be qualified as terrorism". Computer confiscated

submitted 79 days ago • 612 comments

Must read: Mahmoud Khalil speaks out for the first time since his arrest by the Trump administration in an exclusive letter, dictated over the phone to his family, from ICE detention in Louisiana.

submitted 79 days ago • 108 comments

something that’s been helping me a lot lately is: you can start a new kitchen sponge whenever you want. You don’t have to wait until the sponge is really extremely gross

submitted 82 days ago • 0 comments

FYI there are three incoming US passport policies that will require the applicant/renewer's sex at birth. This would be bad for everyone but especially trans and intersex people. The US department of state is accepting public comments on these policies until the end of the week.

submitted 86 days ago • 1 comment

(guy snacking messily) Let the chips fall where they may…

submitted 86 days ago • 0 comments

But we're going to touch the stove and we'll be touching it more than probably ever before. And we're not going to get burned. We're not going to get burned

submitted 95 days ago • 75 comments

my brother, holding his 7-week-old baby in lap: instead of “baby on board” bumper stickers, they should make “i’m a new parent and haven’t slept in two months: fear me” bumper stickers

submitted 97 days ago • 0 comments