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šŸ’šGadabout on the primrose path - come wander with me awhile. šŸ”žNaked online šŸ„°Bullies men for fun and cash šŸŽ„Find me live on MFC, CB, and SC https://beacons.ai/evanharlowe
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(even more fun to kick the fincuck out before doing the tip action so he doesn't get to enjoy it, only pay for it) Everyone cross your dicks my two come back and play with me again, or I get a new one. I want it.
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Maybe now I wonā€™t keep buying duplicates because I can see what I already have (probably still wonā€™t stop me)
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it is like an 1/8th of an inch too tall and I am so angry. I have to take it apart and cut it down to size tomorrow, my plans are halted for the night. Lemme take my feelings out on you šŸ˜ 
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I donā€™t need a daddy, Iā€™m out here saving the daddies.
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Clear that and maybe Iā€™ll make the photos of how wet I was after cumming with my hitachi and lovense available to try for.
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Itā€™s especially shitty on sites that base your ranking on how much youā€™re getting tipped against how long youā€™re online. If you leave me waiting for you my ranking plummets. But I donā€™t want to miss you IF YOUD JUST COME BACK because I dunno I give a shit? Just be honest and tell me goodbye.
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cant decide if trying to give him his first bath in over a decade at his big age with high blood pressure is better or worse than just combing him out and letting him be mildly....soap residue-y....indefinitely. he smells nice šŸ¤·ā€ā™€ļø
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thats not a hotel, that's hell.
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Theyā€™re turning the frogs gay!
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and then I take it home and put it on the shelf and never touch it again because I already read it but THATS NOT THE POINT send me bad poetry book money
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I kicked a pile of toys under the bed and rushed out to dinner once, DEFINITELY PUT THE DO NOT SERVICE SIGN ON THE DOOR They ignored it. I came back to a perfectly tidied room with all my toys neatly displayed on the foot of the bed šŸ˜­ I'm not embarrassed I just....you didnt NEED to do that, please