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If ham is allowed to spiral, so am I.

submitted 20 hours ago • 3 comments

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submitted 13 hours ago • 0 comments

Late Valentine’s Day presents putting in work today ☺️

submitted 15 hours ago • 0 comments

Talking about a fincuck on reddit who is looking for someone to use him with cam girls is reminding me of the two occasions I've had to play with those and making me so hungry. They're SO MUCH FUN universe please send me some more. (he joins a room with another guy and tips for that guys pleasure)

submitted 16 hours ago • 1 comment

That was WAY harder than it needed to be - especially for ikea - but the lingerie closet is now sorted. I have labels coming this week to put on the boxes for my stockings and hose, and some neat silhouette hangers for my bodysuits, then I’ll be done and can reorganize where it all used to live

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

Good afternoon its the final week of February! I've only got two streams left this month and I don't know if you know this, but my monthly highest tippers on MFC and CB get a little prize. Is it going to be you? See you Tuesday 😘

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

It’s Sunday Cleaning Day 🧼💸 Time to empty that wallet out for a fresh new start to the week! #Rinse it all right down the #drain for me. I don’t even care if your money is green, it all spends the same to me $evanharlowe #findom #femdom #finsub

submitted 30 days ago • 0 comments

Doing family brunch and then going home to put together my new lingerie wardrobe ☺️

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

I'm here to hurt dicks and chew bubblegum And I'm all outta gum.

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

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submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

Note to self : ask him how he feels about more CBT related things before next date. Especially the slappy kind.

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

oh yeah, I forgot when I was buying a new suction cup last night that I stumbled on a little treat for myself as well. Reimburse the cart and I might let you watch me play with it. (worth noting I have no anal content available anywhere)

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

Just pushed a dad of two toddlers out of the parking spot he’d been stuck in for 15 min that no one else was getting out of their cars to help. If I can push a car out of the snow what do I need you for? Your wallet.

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

I’m trying to get across town at rush hour and my uber driver just turned off the GPS and is taking matters into his own hands I guess You do you, sir, I’m just literally along for the ride here 😂🤷‍♀️

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

walk you like a dog? no baby I'm gonna strap a sled to you like fuckin Balto my car's stuck in a foot of snow and I got places to be mush!

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

Yall weren’t playing me so I logged off to play with myself 🤷‍♀️ $10/200tks to see the unblurred photos

submitted 5 days ago • 2 comments

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submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

It has been SO FUN finally fucking someone who wants me to dress up for him….but my previous lingerie organization situation is not cutting it anymore 😅 Send me $350 for my new ikea wardrobe that is going to be exclusively for my lingerie habit (this is a very small fraction)

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

I don't mind a little banter where you pretend like you're in denial but eventually Imma need you to just fuckin admit you're obsessed with me. String me along too long and I lose interest. There's a fine line between playfulness and okay you've convinced me that I'm not wanted

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

Wow nobody told me it was going to be so mean

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

walk you like a dog? no baby I'm gonna strap a sled to you like fuckin Balto my car's stuck in a foot of snow and I got places to be mush!

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

I think I speak for every camgirl ever when I say I’d rather hear you’re done for the night or gonna go browse your other rooms over “brb” and then you NEVER COME BACK Especially if you told me you were gonna go buy tokens and come back…and then don’t. Honesty hurts my feelings A LOT LESS

submitted 7 days ago • 1 comment

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submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

I complained that it's been so long since I've gotten to hurt someone, and he offered to be abstinent for the two weeks leading up to our next date. That's not really what I meant (I mean't impact)...but who I am to tell him no? 😇 #chastity #keyholder #femdom

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

Was exhausted after lunch yesterday so I spent today doing my cleaning instead. You could be useful if you were here to massage my feet. But you can’t be. Truly the only way you’re going to be any good to me is through your wallet. I’ll let you fantasize about the rest though #findom #femdom

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

Logged off early because it was absolute crickets and I needed to dig my car out of the snow. I'm not back until Tuesday, which is PLENTY of time for you to shower me with offline tips that MIGHT persuade me to start Tuesdays stream with less clothing. Maybe. If you're REALLY generous. 😘

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

I did a little late night self-care shopping. Send me $90 to cover my Sephora cart. You want me to be pretty don't you? $evanharlowe #simp #paypig #finsub #sugardaddy

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

Oh you're an "alpha"? That whole wolf thingy? That's cute, I've been thinking about getting a new pet

submitted 8 days ago • 4 comments

He loves his chin scratchies Which turned into me just holding his head for him like this. Like some sort of fucking head holding servant. Obviously I did it.

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

today I have discovered my 18yo cat covered himself in dish soap by trying to be sneaky on the kitchen counter the other night and slunk his happy ass right under the automatic dispenser - but I didnt know that, so now it's dried on him. If you're wondering how my day went.

submitted 9 days ago • 1 comment

You know what today is, #paypiggies I’ve got lunch with the family and then it’s home to tidy up in the snowstorm. You? You’re decluttering your wallet for me.

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

it could just be that I've been deep in my feelings the last few days but I feel like its been far too long since I aimlessly browsed the poetry section of a bookstore until I landed on one just for the title, read the whole thing in the aisle and bought it because every page "sounds just like me"

submitted 10 days ago • 1 comment

Logged off early because it was absolute crickets and I needed to dig my car out of the snow. I'm not back until Tuesday, which is PLENTY of time for you to shower me with offline tips that MIGHT persuade me to start Tuesdays stream with less clothing. Maybe. If you're REALLY generous. 😘

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

You want mommy play? Fine I’ll be your mommy. Stop talking to your little internet friends and clean your room. Get a job. How do you expect to amount to anything in the real world. I’m not mad I’m just disappointed. Call your father on his birthday. Happy?

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

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submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

I don't usually post free pussy but I really love this shot, and it's Valentine's Day 🥀 The other 14 photos and 5min video of me playing with that pussy are on Fansly, MFCShare, Chaturbate, and Slushy Go fetch, you horndogs.

submitted 12 days ago • 1 comment

When I'm asking you to "Be Mine?" #chastity #Keyholder #FLR #Femdom #betasafe

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

Fake sugar daddies have to have the biggest humiliation kinks for real. Lying in SUCH a grandiose way and getting caught and rejected isn’t something even a regular man seeks out.

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

Not to be overly dramatic but you can't tip/send me nothing today and then tell me you love me and I'm your favorite tomorrow. You shouldn't do that ANY day but especially not today. You've still got a few hours left to ensure you cant possibly make that mistake

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments