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So this is why the Republican Party is represented by the color red…

Fuck dem kids!

Clowns.

Pro-tip: Eagles Super Bowl gear also works as Mardi Gras gear cause we humiliated the Chiefs in the Superdome down in NOLA 🤗

If the market continues to trend down, and the Atlanta Fed turns out to be right, the midterms will be very interesting. The battle between republican self preservation and MAGA will be intense

President Zelenskyy after meeting with Drumpf in the Oval Office.

"The king is dead. Long live the king!"

Signal’s stance against government backdoors is a victory for digital privacy. Refusing to compromise encryption, even at the cost of leaving Sweden, sets a crucial precedent in defending secure communication against state overreach. Way to go @signal.org

All hail, Luigi!

Albania became the 13th country to join the Interflex initiative for training Ukrainian military personnel.

Fuck Bibi.

Drumpf can LIX dez nuts! 🦅💚🦅💚🦅

Donald Trump is the asshole all other assholes wanna be like when they grow up.

TRUMP: The NCAA has complied immediately. That's good. But I understand Maine -- is the governor of Maine here? JANET MILLS: Yeah I'm here TRUMP: Are you not gonna comply? JM: I'm going to comply with state and federal law T: You better do it bc you're not gonna get any federal funding at all

Better Than Ezra! 🤘 🤘

Well, shit...

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"Match Group has long possessed the tools, financial resources, and investigative procedures necessary to make it harder for bad actors to resurface....the company has resisted efforts to spread them across its apps, in part because safety protocols could stall corporate growth."

“Imagine courts refusing to hear broad categories of cases where the United States is a party until the executive branch obeys court orders.”

"The agency began rescinding the terminations Friday morning."

Hahaha...suck it, Dallas! 🦅🦅🦅

"The articles of impeachment will be brought to the House. If passed by a simple majority then the judge will have to go before the Senate, where two-thirds [67] of its members will be needed to pass a conviction against him." There's no way to Senate has enough votes to convict.

Enshittification at it's finest.

We got the fucker! Better late than never.

Wow! German Defense Minister Boris Pistorius SLAMS JD Vance's speech as undemocratic and calls it "not acceptable." “Here in Germany, we fight for your right to disagree against us.” He’s 100% right!

The phrase “El que se enoja, pierde,” (“he who gets angry, loses”) is a popular refrain in Mexico. It’s an adage Mexico’s President Claudia Sheinbaum may have had in mind the past few weeks, as she successfully maneuvered around several standoffs with the US. | Analysis

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We all need to start referring to Elon as President Musk and the other guy as just 'Donald Trump'. Trump's ego won't tolerate the slight. Musk will be gone so fast his head will spin right off. Musk is a greater danger to this country than Trump because he's not lazy and is definitely smarter.

Kendrick's halftime show was full of symbolism. I got the idea of Uncle Sam Jackson but didn't fully understand until now. Trump hates Jackson and left the stadium right after the show. Good.

I felt this deep within my soul! Kevin Smith & Jason Mewes! Snoochie Boochies!