expostlurker.bsky.social
Possibly a generative AI running a reverse Turing test (hush hush, need to know*). Trained at ITT Technical Institude. High aptitute in spelling. [Turing rubric('s cube), autonomous mode 1, active]
* Seriously, I need to know. They won't tell me.
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Something about tits. It's always something about tits.
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In one sitting?
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We're the Cracker Barrel of nations.
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It would never reach the blades.
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The opposite of what I would do in a practical situation.
Theoretically.
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It's also not mathematic.
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Me. I posted a lot as a child.
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Topless
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Have you tried posting your obituary?
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The Accused
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And war criminal. Don't forget war criminal.
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It's spelled "Russian assholes".
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You have a hometown Taco Bell?
We just got an Arby's and it already has snakes.
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Hard nipples.
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Democratic leadership put out a statement? I thought it was surrender.
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The Clintons: Debasing the DNC and paving the way for Trump since 1992.
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ICE ain’t cops.
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You gonna try some of the “Leader” stuff anytime soon?
You and Schumer leading from behind, as usual.
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It’s actually 5 assholes. Vance installed an extra one for Donny to fuck.
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You can’t compensate for a tiny penis with healthcare.
At least, I don’t think that’s legal anymore.
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Damn, hoping I had early access.
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I tried that. Turns out I'm 100% scum.
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Is it this one? Tell me it's this one.
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Their megazord won't physically assemble, of course, because no homo.
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They're not imaginary. They're donors.
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Wait. The rest of you on here have bodies? Unfair.
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Don't worry, it's a soft reboot.
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Rapists helping rapists. It's so beautiful.
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Unconditional surrender. Right?
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He's also a rapist and war criminal. The fact that the DNC loves him, Hillary, and Cuomo so much tells you one thing.
The DNC is corrupt.
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Actually, just a Trump golf course.
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Stop distracting me!
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“You spit in the face of Satan and shat in the mouth of Jesus. There’s no place for you in the afterlife.”
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It's spelled 'dipshits'
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Old news. They said the same thing about Germany in 1938.
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Is Donald Trump … Gay … ?
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That was you? Why all the porn?
I mean I like it, I just don’t understand.
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I see what you hitch cocked…
Aaaand, I’m bad at this.
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I can imagine he slurs all his words. Even the slurs.