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This shit's like believing in witchcraft.

We should be 100% be working to dox them all

Our highest medicine man carries whale head on car

they're kidnapping people at the border from allied countries for minor infractions and torturing them in private detention facilities.

we are one bounced military paycheck away from a junta comprised entirely of 19 year olds with $800 a month car payments

Logging on here when the other site is down

the power trip homo erectus must have felt the first time they caved someone's head in with a stone axe must have been insane

Feeling cute.

I tweeted about this guy last night and got all these replies from random people who said he'd saved their baby's life. Fuck being rich I would love to have been this guy, imagine how cool it would be to know you'd helped so many people. We need to name an airport after him or something

Ayyyy I hit 7k! Thank you all so much for hanging out! To celebrate let's do another art share. Comment the art you're most proud of below and I'll be reposting ones throughout the day.

Man of the people.

My favourite episode is the one where Poirot gets a shoulder-mounted cannon.

Holy shit. She's a former CIA agent who worked on Iraq policy for Bush. The Democratic Party is like watching a drunk with no money, who has lost his job and his house, use his last $10 to buy gin.

say what you want about the guy, he does meticulously and publicly document his entire weekly output. which is 24/7 tweeting

You're telling me I have to wear this CPAC Machine every night?

Nice tiny clown car bitch, looks like shit. (45 clowns get out and step to me) Oh fuck

how many controversial salutes are there. i can only think of the one but admittedly i'm not a salute scholar

I'm assembling a team.

Herman Melville's "Moby Dick" has perhaps the most memorable opening line in all of Western literature: "I hope you motherfuckers like reading about whales"

How does this keep anyone safe? How does this do anything but create needless suffering?

This might be a top 3 favorite baseball photo.

Scoop: DOGE's Edward "Big Balls" Coristine launched a privacy-focused image-sharing site in 2021 that allowed users to create custom URLs. The URLs that redirected to Coristine's site referenced the sale of child sexual abuse material, racial slurs, and rape www.muskwatch.com/p/doge-teen-...

Here's the acting head of FEMA just unliterally deciding that Article I is fake earlier today. The Constitution is not in effect.

The Dems are in on it.

*robert eggers running out of old timey folk monsters* ërnëst skarred stu-pid

The Atlantic pivoting to a millennialist audience is really throwing me.

Because in the United States, it’s legal to feed chicken shit to cattle. That’s why. That’s literally the reason www.telegraph.co.uk/global-healt...

lowkey crazy how easy it was to bail on X and move onto here full time. occasionally I’ll check on the other app and it’s confusing why anyone would use it, even aside from the 90% nazi content, it’s just a totally different and barely useable platform now

My Mylar Mysticeti #b3d #sculpt doing a 3D print run of some poses on my Bambu after I work out some Baleen geometry management problems. I love Whales! #whale #marinelife

you're panicking about the news, i'm in the lab brewing up whole new kinds of perceived slights and discourses. did you know it's actually rude to not own a blu ray player so your criterion friends can loan you blu rays? well i'm a maladjusted shut in here to tell you it is

Thou shalt not suffer a Tech Bro to live.

The fact that they can’t see this ending with blue states withholding money is fascinating

Reps. Judy Chu (D-Calif.) and Gwen Moore (D-Wisc.) barged into House Speaker Mike Johnson’s office unscheduled on Wednesday and challenged him about Elon Musk's team gaining access to a sensitive payment system at the Treasury Department. www.politico.com/live-updates...

“I’m building an army to dismantle the government” “Brilliant, sir” “And it will be entirely made up of strange boys” “Uhh, yeah … yeah great”

time to primary your lazy senator, all you have to do is not say outright you are running (you are "launching an exploratory committee") and not spend $5,000 on it newrepublic.com/article/1909...

Starting to suspect the material world was created by some sort of malevolent demiurge 🤔

In Silicon Valley in 2016, A.I. whizzes and VCs met to plot how to “replace all the writers." I was there. "I was taking careful notes," I wrote, "so that the replaced writers of the future would have some record of how the purge went down.” Now I’m publishing them. the.ink/p/special-re...