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submitted 27 days ago • 234 comments

After close study of the abacus, I am now certain that it is useless for doing math. My conclusion is that they are essentially ancient fidget spinners for mathematicians to fiddle with while solving math problems

submitted 46 days ago • 13 comments

The richest man in the world took over $5K out of this guy's bank account, claiming he was dead. The richest man in the world said he was saving money. He was not dead.

submitted 60 days ago • 1465 comments

The ASL version of “Not Like Us” is magnificent.

submitted 93 days ago • 174 comments

The US Copyright Office has declared that generative AI art and text generated by prompts cannot be copyright protected. (Read more: The Verge)

submitted 104 days ago • 75 comments

Guy On Doomed Planet Mostly Concerned With Skin Color Of People In Movies theonion.com/guy-on-...

submitted 98 days ago • 191 comments

Sometimes I'll just make thumbnail graphics for YouTube videos that don't exist.

submitted 96 days ago • 335 comments

Rev. Mariann Edgar Budde to Trump: "I ask you to have mercy upon the people in our country who are scared now. There are gay, lesbian, and transgender people in Democratic, Republican, and independent families, some who fear for their lives ... and the vast majority of immigrants are not criminals"

submitted 113 days ago • 1562 comments

the banning of tiktok is another painful reminder to buy physical copies of your media. i have dozens of dvds of an ai voice reading reddit comments over unrelated minecraft footage.

submitted 115 days ago • 43 comments

(1981) Kool & The Gang - Get Down On It Suggestion by Jumpy

submitted 117 days ago • 3 comments

With everything so seemingly terrible these days & no sign of anything remotely hopeful in the near future, I thought you might need this photo of a baby giraffe.

submitted 117 days ago • 4121 comments

they do a fist bump

submitted 122 days ago • 10 comments

why does no one ever talk about this

submitted 126 days ago • 64 comments

god has been dead for a very long time but i think this is the final nail in the coffin. or at least i hope it is

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submitted 141 days ago • 170 comments

"Spoiled little brat" by underscores

submitted 139 days ago • 0 comments

Shouting out my cousin Luigi on the news

submitted 142 days ago • 28 comments

unfortunately i must admit that now that i’m in a country that rarely ever plays christmas music at all “wonderful christmastime” isn’t sounding quite so rancid at all

submitted 141 days ago • 1 comment

All of Creed's songs are about Jesus which makes them christmas music

submitted 143 days ago • 155 comments

submitted 150 days ago • 2 comments

me in my 20s: it’s saturday night! time to go get drunk and party!!! me in my 40s: ah, saturday night. time to enjoy an evening with my family and perhaps enjoy a drink or two me in my 8470s: huh. i think i might be god me in my 98580s: yep i’m god for sure

submitted 150 days ago • 128 comments

religion is so funny. why do you need an excuse to be a good person? just do it lol

submitted 153 days ago • 1 comment

It's rare you get such a clear illustration of whose lives have value in America and whose don't

submitted 155 days ago • 809 comments

ok but what if katy shot a healthcare ceo as 143 promo then what

submitted 154 days ago • 1 comment

i have plenty of thoughts on why it matters that this is an illegal order but here i’ll just comment that i think liberals who throw their hands up and say “it doesn’t matter” have self lobotomized themselves into thinking that trump is god king of america

submitted 157 days ago • 579 comments

now that im back from japan i’d like to share some of the countrys unique culture with you. japanese have a vehicle much like a car but equipped with only two wheels. it is powered by the ancient art of “foot energy” (or “ki”) and its name is untranslatable but refers to the transience of the world

submitted 155 days ago • 17 comments

i don’t think anyone actually listens to rapper’s delight i think they just put it on best songs of all time lists to feel important

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submitted 158 days ago • 35 comments