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Native Hawaiian . 32 . Abrosexual . Polyam . ADHD . ASD . They/Them
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Very hype now for Animal Crossing Shadows. Wait what?

Overheard at work: “Once a year? Is that a normal amount of times to watch a favorite movie? I watched Lego: Batman four times in the last month…”

In other news, I did it. It could probably use some beautifying, and (more importantly) playtesting, but for my first "one" page rpg, I'm not mad

fall back, spring forward. now slide to the left, now slide to the right

Update: There is a non-zero chance that I stayed up until nearly 1am writing the rules for this and it might be quite silly

This.

I’m imagining this at a 1 page rpg and like I kinda want to make it now?

Source: kyivindependent.com/editorial-a-...

Im excited to take place in the economic blackout boycott tomorrow. I hope you'll join me and millions of others.

To: [email protected] From: me Subject: RE: What did you do last week? 1) I wake up in the morning 2) I step outside 3) I take a deep breath 4) I get real high 5) I scream from the top of my lungs “WHAT’S GOING ON?”

but have you considered yes homo?

If you were wondering, I am entirely incapable if doing scary, but invite me anyways so I can feel included when I say no lol

"you're so self aware" thanks i literally wish i wasn't

Pretty damn good framing for Dems

Read it slowly and understand it. 😳🥺 Repost 👇🏾 👇🏾

You can be mad without being mean

I’m home right now, and fuck was I lucky to grow up here

Whichever pronouns you want me to use are the ones I’m using for you

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on you. Fool me three times? Still shame on you. I am a perfect baby and cannot be blamed

#tiktok right now:

Can a headline alone be eligible for a Pulitzer?

Did you know that this Saturday at noon pacific on my Twitch, you can watch the greatest players in the world womp me for charity?

not a lot of people know this but nickname is actually short for nicholasname

So the worst genre is definitely dystopian nonfiction

The 12yo has written a poem. It’s called “The Trees That They Plant At The Side of Motorways Are Always So Weak And So Small.” The trees That they plant at the side Of motorways Are always So weak and So small LOL

#ClimateChange 🌍🌏 🌎

DENTIST: I'll see you in 6 months. ME: *under my breath* I'll see you in hell.

Your illustrious board has begun preparations for this year's CRIT Award celebrations! However, we need y'all to help us pick a theme! We will be compiling all the votes from all our social medias together. So, what do you think: fantasy creatures 🦄 or pirates 🏴‍☠️

It’s me, Hi! I’m the Crew Chief, it’s me!

Shout out to Chespin for carrying this one 🤣 I imagined this convo happening between the grass and water starters 🌿🌊 All the emotes available through my profile 🖤 #pokemon #art #transartist

Oh cool, I have a follower that’s actually a porn bot (I assume)

New year, new stream? Need some overlays or emotes to get your started? Get yourself setup with streaming assets through this handsome devil’s shop: ko-fi.com/chaospixie93... #twitch #streamer #gamer

Sorry Tolkien. If an elf and a human make a half elf, two halflings should give birth to a quarterling. It's just maths.

Welcome to 2025, and Happy Falcon’s Birth Month

The Disney College Program is the reason I (still) have abandonment issues

Why is it always the people with glasses in my comment section that says things like "accessibility shouldn't be part of gaming" and "I don't need shit like accessibility to play games"... My friend, you need accessibility to see the game at all. Like, please.

it's actually christmas eve's monster