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Engineer, intellectual, mal-vivant, former Democratic congressional candidate for Tennessee’s 6th district.
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You don’t need to invade—just give job offers and research grants to our best scientists, engineers, and physicians.
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If I got an email from HR saying I needed to tell them what I accomplished last week I’d *get right on that.*
“Dear HR, you cannot possibly understand what I do, based on the fact that you work in HR.”
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Zelensky should make mineral rights in Ukraine available contingent on American boots on the ground.
We’re gonna get into WWIII eventually when we invade Greenland or Canada, so we don’t gain anything by postponing the inevitable.
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Sure, it would rapidly escalate into WWIII, but he’s trying to get us into WWIII already, so no reason to avoid the inevitable.
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Rebel ridge is great, but that man is normal-sized. Don’t confuse these poor naive people.
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I mostly remember it from the parody version The Daily Show did in America: The Book.
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Well, I blocked him way back when for reasons I don’t recall, maybe because anyone with a name like that has married first cousins somewhere in his lineage, so I’m generally blessed to not be subject to his takes.
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As a bonus, she could keep all the nice things that a functioning government supplies!
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Tell her she’d get EVEN MORE if they’d subject Elon Musk to the French method of dealing with aristocrats and divided his wealth.
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It should be noted that “walk score” is separate from “transit score,” so if you can walk to Dino’s but have to call an Uber to get to a football game instead of taking light rail it’s a good walk score.
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Mine’s an 81, but Lockeland Springs is an outlier.
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Good—I was afraid I was gonna have to run.
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And we’d keep the planes in the air, grandma could stay in the nursing home, and you could go to Yellowstone this summer.
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By comparison, if we subjected Elon Musk to the French method of dealing with oligarchs and distributed his net worth to every man, woman, and child in America we would all get a check for $1,090.
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That’s the sort of thing I’d post on Flickr with commentary, but my family isn’t that maga-poisoned.
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🎵 Crypto-FINGER (bwaa-waa)
He’s the man, the man in the MEIDASTouch videos…🎵
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Related: from @theonion.com
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I don’t know how many CEO’s you’ve met, but I can assure you it’s the second thing.
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/3 The article the judge attacked is still online, here. I hope it gets reposted in many places in case it gets taken down.
www.pressregister.com/editorial-se...
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I dunno, our new Health & Human Services secretary, whose father and uncle were killed by mysterious assassins, just declared that instead of medicine and vaccines all Americans are all supposed to eat the f*fth m**t.
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I mostly worry about everyone else at the school who’s gotta suffer through it.
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Knowing him, it’s gonna be heroin and roadkill only.
(Trying to figure out my kids ADHD dose right now, so I’m mostly going to ignore RFK and go with what the doctor advises)
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I had a $2 margarita at a bar one time that was pure L.
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“If we can make a self driving car that crashes in two dimensions, it should be that much easier to make self-driving planes that crash in three dimensions. Hell, you can make a plane crash just by turning off the engine, which just makes a car difficult to drive around.”
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Ordinarily a person who stole my personal banking details would be subject to criminal prosecution. Which cops do I need to call to make this happen?
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If not for bad faith they’d have no faith at all.
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I’d do that, but I already promised Chuck Tingle that I was gonna read a tingler as part of a talking filibuster and I don’t think you get tinglers without Silicon Valley influence.
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It’s a loyalty test to see who will print something that’s a prima facie lie because Trump told them to.
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To be fair, Cohen is fighting the good fight as much as he can when he’s not watching SNL.