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šŸŒ©ļøšŸ‘€ 6qOY01QhXV-o Engineer, intellectual, mal-vivant, former Democratic congressional candidate for Tennesseeā€™s 6th district.
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Anyway, feel free to ask your member of congress five things they did last week.

You can imagine if Elon answered his own email. * Sent out a funny new email * Had latest baby mamma file a paternity suit * signed up for a class to learn how to use a chainsaw

Considering Lauren Boebertā€™e age and backgroundā€”for her, being a groupie for Kid Rock would be like marrying the Prince of Monaco.

ā€œI donā€™t report what I do to the Human Resources department. If you have an issue, take it up with someone who has been appointed.ā€

Reminder that we could save a lot more than that if we subjected Elon Musk to the French method of dealing with the aristocracy and distributed his wealth to everyone in America.

I went to see a really good band tonight. Great musicians. Right up until they played Dixie for their closing number. "This one's for two of my great-great grandfathers." I walked out.

Trump take egg

I didnā€™t know Iā€™d accidentally own the wardrobe of Americaā€™s greatest antihero, but Iā€™m not displeased.

The smart thing for Ukraine to do would be to condition surrendering its mineral wealth on having US troops fighting there until its borders are 100% intact. Including Crimea. Make that shit into Trumpā€™s Vietnam.

ā€œBut Black Dynamite, *my* country has the death penalty and a drug problem!ā€

At least itā€™s not the Capitol Steps.

reading Bonhoeffer on life in Nazi Germany and oh boy

i think it is cool that de facto first consul of the united states is a drug-addled maniac and deadbeat dad with a breeding fetish

Nate Silver turning into Scott Adams speedrun.

Itā€™s a shame Trump and Trudeau bet who would become a vassal state of whom on the US-Canada hockey game. šŸ

So, based on my calculations, if I get a rebate check for increasing the odds that my plane will crash and kicking grandma out of the nursing home and not having national parks, itā€™ll be worth $165.

This is even worse than My Big Fat Grssk Wedding

*Pagliacci stares directly at the camera*

The thing is if a liberal doesnā€™t like your business for political reasons they just wonā€™t shop there, and if a MAGA conservative doesnā€™t like your business theyā€™ll go in and assault your employees and customers.

Dolly would say ā€œbless your heart,ā€ but I think we all know what she meant.

Itā€™s almost as if 100% of right wing arguments are made in bad faith.