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JIMINY GLICK: Now you, you, you, you—your cars, they tend to run over pedestrians. Or else BURST into flames. ha HA isn't that wonderful! ELON MUSK: *the least convincing laugh of all time* GLICK: *tucking his legs under himself* You bought a website where no one likes you. Why?

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My favorite kinds of They Might Be Giants songs are: Bop about my parents having a hateful divorce Wacky song about heart stopping eldritch terror

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Despicable and horrifying

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once again, not changing the clock in my car for six months has paid off nicely

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the vitriol 90s tv had for new jersey...

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They're turning the frogs gay and the mice trans

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Slam Wifeguy

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My uncle, upon trying my product for presumably the first time in the six or seven years I've been making it- "hey that's actually pretty good!"

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bahahaha oh my fucking God

submitted 7 days ago • 54 comments

This was how I found pavement. A limewire 240p episode of space ghost.

submitted 7 days ago • 1 comment

Jeez dolly Parton sure has been texting me a lot lately... Now for a big sip of coffee while I check the news

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If you turn Crispin Glover upside down he looks like Robin williams

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prairie home companion is a gateway to joe pera

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Clint Howard should have played an insane murderous pharmacist in a mid 90s slasher. Call it Harmacy

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The funniest part in Spaceballs is when barf says his full name

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Dragon Warrior (NES - 1989)

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Wait a minute Dorothy from wizard of Oz is in wicked??

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Is this our reichstag fire

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1997

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the coolest feature of nexus mods is having to log in every time i visit!

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I spend so much of my alone time practicing being normal

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With the absurd news that Dan Bongino is now Deputy Director of the FBI, please enjoy this magical tune about him 🎵 from Chattanooga legend @nicklutsko.bsky.social www.instagram.com/reel/DGcEKdL...

submitted 16 days ago • 24 comments

Let's watch White Chicks again

submitted 16 days ago • 1 comment

if i started an onlyfans it'd be called Pretty 'Bate Machine

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did you know this guy's real name is Alfred? Apparently I never applied that to memory. I just figured his birth certificate said first name Tower, last name Knight.

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www.youtube.com/watch?v=7tSc...

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Shadps4 6.1 has bloodborne running pretty nicely on the steam deck. About to fight papa gasoline 💪

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elon musk using IVF and CRISPR to ensure all of his children are male and then one transitioning to female boiled his brain so much he ends society as we know it is like the ultimate expression of family being the oldest kind of empire for the most pathetic kind of humans.

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oh hell yeah

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Now that SNL made it to 50, can they stop

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It's all a leftist conspiracy to give you a materially better life

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i wish i had some campari

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joe rogan saying that the richest man in the world has no interest in stealing from you because he already has the most money is sooooooo great. incredible dumb guy shit.

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Castlevania lords of shadow: the game brave enough to make a motion restricting poison swamp the very first post tutorial level.

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uhhhhhh i'm beginning to think the wind baffles i set up for my deck are not suitable for high winds

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