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Trans woman trying to live her best life. Dorley Discord server staff Will occasionally reskeet NSFW stuff, so minors do not interact or look.
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YOU ARE NOT IMMUNE TO LARGE LADY KNIGHT

submitted 171 days ago • 11 comments

I feel vindicated every time I see people mention the RG Destiny Gundam can't stand up on its own with the wings

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

7il8888888888888888888888888888888888888888887i/;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu;u;'/ My furry son had this to say. With his ass.

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

A comment on the Dorley server has made me want to play Secretary: The Game again. Do I even bother to try and not dive headlong into transition in it?

submitted 4 days ago • 2 comments

Convergent Evolution

submitted 6 days ago • 31 comments

My cat woke up, did a big stretch, and yawned. Then she hiccoughed, turned into a small dragon, and coughed up a fireball. "!!!" I said. "What?" She shrugged back into cat form. "You're a shape shifter?" "All cats are. There's just never any reason to not be a cat." #MicroFiction

submitted 199 days ago • 22 comments

"Why are they here?" the king said. "I didn't invite any fairies to our daughter's christening!" "Hush, dear," the queen said, "I did." "I give the gift of compassion," the first fairy said. "I give democratic ideals," the second said. "I give revolutionary zeal," said the third. #MicroFiction

submitted 157 days ago • 2 comments

As they pried open the ancient tomb, they faintly heard a cruel laugh. She peered at the glyphs carved on the wall. "Does this mean 'curse'?" "Yes," her husband said. "Then 'lust'. And 'men'?" "We've been cursed to be attracted to men?" "No change, then." "True. Stupid old bigot." #MicroFiction

submitted 153 days ago • 0 comments

"I see where you are coming from," the tailor said, "but I fear it would not work." "Why not?" said the first dragon. "It works for gnomes," said the second. "And raccoons," said the third. "Yes," said the tailor, "but three dragons in a trenchcoat will not look like a human." #MicroFiction

submitted 152 days ago • 6 comments

"What is the meaning of this?" King Arthur demanded. "We swore an oath," Lancelot said, "to aid damsels and accept their quests." Galahad nodded. "I met a lady who requested free universal healthcare." "Basic universal income," Percival added. "And universal suffrage," Bors said. #MicroFiction

submitted 136 days ago • 3 comments

"But why me?" The Time Police officer zips up the body bag holding my would-be assassin. "I can't say." "Please, there's been hundreds. What will I do?" The officer hesitates. "You'll create us." They both disappear. #MicroFiction

submitted 130 days ago • 4 comments

"There are so many books I have to read," the first ghost said. "I haunt the library." "I haunt an apartment complex," the second said. "For films and TV shows." They turned to the third ghost. "What's your unfinished business?" "An internet argument." "Dude, let it go." #MicroFiction

submitted 115 days ago • 6 comments

"All I can give you," my godmother whispered, "is a secret name." I don't remember that, being a newborn at the time. I didn't learn about it until I was seven, when some older kids were bullying me. Suddenly, a dragon landed behind me. "This," it said, "is my Hoard." That's me. #MicroFiction

submitted 110 days ago • 4 comments

"Faster than light?" "Anything can be achieved," the alien's translation device said, "by balancing the four fundamental chkoi." "You mean gravity, electromagnetism, and the nuclear forces?" "No, the fundamental chkoi." "What are they?" "Spite, tiredness, hope, and 'fuck it'." #MicroFiction

submitted 286 days ago • 14 comments

I think I invented a time machine. I think it lets me go back in time and change the past, but when (if?) I do, I'm flung back to a new present, without that reason to go back. It's driving me mad. For my sanity, I will go back and stop myself from inventing it. Forgive me. #MicroFiction

submitted 88 days ago • 17 comments

The candles at the points of the pentagram flickered. A demon appeared. "Do you do Black Friday deals?" the conjuror said. "What?" "Like, unlimited knowledge and worldly pleasures, for less than my soul?" "Actually, it was five souls, but today it's only one." "Oh? That's cheap!" #MicroFiction

submitted 86 days ago • 6 comments

"I see you were fond of playing the Devil's Advocate," Saint Peter said. "Er... The name isn't really..." "No, I know. 'Devil's Advocate' is a specific job, and that is allowed." "So I'm good?" "No, because you weren't doing that specific job, you were just being a dick online."

submitted 80 days ago • 6 comments

A spaceship landed in Central Park. A dragon emerged. "Greetings! Are there any princesses around here?" "Not here," a local shouted. "Try Florida!" The dragon made a note. "Thank you." "We have Queens, though." "Even better!"

submitted 74 days ago • 3 comments

"Obviously, swords are male." The swordmaster gave the student a tired look. "No." "But sheaths must be fema-" "Sheaths exist to protect swords from the world, and vice versa. Swords exist to kill and maim." "Or be pretty," another student said. "Indeed. And those roles aren't male or female."

submitted 32 days ago • 6 comments

A fleet of spaceships appeared in Earth's orbit. A message was broadcast: "Earthlings! Given your development the last few thousand years, you may discover interstellar travel any century now. To slow your advance, we are abducting the most successful millionth of you." "Yes, measured by wealth."

submitted 19 days ago • 12 comments

"As a knight," the king said, "it is your duty to kill dragons." "Very well, my liege," the knight said. "Um. May I ask why?" "Because they hoard wealth without sharing, and people live in fear of their capricious moods." "Very well, my liege," the knight said and drew his sword. #CrossRepost

submitted 17 days ago • 4 comments

"You promised me to whoever killed the dragon!" the princess said. "But-" the king said. "And she did!" "But she's a dragon too!" "And hot." #CrossRepost

submitted 13 days ago • 5 comments

When I gathered the courage to tell my mother that I was her daughter, not her son, she simply said: "I have suspected so, ever since you were born." "Why?" "I was cursed when expecting you. A demon would take my firstborn son." "And?" "It came, looked at you and said 'Nah'." #CrossRepost

submitted 6 days ago • 4 comments